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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next Thursday's Woodstock Seven! FIVE BANDS! The Bullshit Yellow Preachers Disgruntled Tots Defying Rutabegas Seep Taupe Gaggle of Burros (U.K.) . . . with Gnobert randomly lighting fireworks! | Rockin' the house, "Rocking Gem" with 505 State The Shitting Ears and Kewl Girlies |
Tonight at Durgin Hall! Pastor Tayopa Darryl with a special solo hypnotic performance by Liz Phair (of Plunky Zee, Plunky Soo)! | Kickin' ass this weekend - Bread Airship with SwarmPhalluses and Dames 2 Girlies!! |
Cheers,
joe