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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Rocky Point! President Liz Cherry with a special solo Speed-induced performance by Nick Danger (of Bed Zeppelin)! | COM fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... Lunchning Prod |
Pollutionheads needs Bassist. We play rap, heavily influenced by Scratch Dingo, The Patti Smith Choir, and Screwing Eyebrow. Contact Feynman at (838) 555-9952. | Tonight at WAG! FooSpew Dolls with a special solo hypnotic performance by DJ Kool Hurricane One (of Werewolfface)! |
Cheers,
joe