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Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "PIN Number"
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 20:
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I recommend visiting Bill Marrs and visiting SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Bitchin' Petunia Catheter performing for the first time in America with ... Clue Surfers ... Free Ecstacy at the door! | -*- Boodee and the Boys -*- Will Be Appearing at These Awesome Venues: 8/21 Gompeii's Pub 1/22 The Rho Sigma Upsilon Fraternity Call 555-4852 for more info! |
Mother Rubber Bulet kickin' it one time old school with ... Husker Loo ... Free Mountain Dew at the door! Call 555-1684 for tickets! | Tuesday January 2nd -- LIVE at College of the Holy Cross It's Chronic Boyzzz .. with special guests Fiberglass Maiden |
Cheers,
joe