Joe "Catfish" Provo's Mandatory Junk

Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread


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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Seventy-Eight:
In 1999, the mutt mailer finally got him to stop using traditional BSD Mail.

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Might I suggest that you hop over to the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

   Experience the *Scary* terror of

  *** Shriek of the Cybernetic Amazons ***

   And don't miss Judy Resnick's last role in

   *** Planet of the Headless Queen ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe