Joe "Crimson" Provo's Fluctuating Web Junk

They grind their teeth and they're calling out to you
Because they know you're going to join them very soon

-The Dark


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou loggerheaded ill-breeding death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty clay-brained coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Seven:
He has worked as a part of Spunk Press since 1992. Documenting and archiving both historic and current real anarchism.

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I suggest you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for St. Tib's Day!

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Triumph of the Hillbilly Hounds from the Deep ***

   With the Heart-Pounding Co-Feature

   *** Madhouse of the Albino Lunatics from Ground Zero ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe