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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.
Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Ninety-Four:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again... before it is too late.
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe