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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =*= Sorbatul =*= Will Be Appearing at These Boss Studios: 9/9 Red Rocks 2/21 The Sahara Call 555-3521 for more info! | You won't want to miss this year's GweepCo Picnic! FIVE BANDS! BetweenGaia NVM Robert Kennedy's Sex Noose Copper Lady Amber Chaoflux . . . with Freakshow on the Third stage |
-*- Z.Z. Drop -*- Will Be Appearing at These Bars: 10/4 Your Village's Bandstand 3/15 Sir Morgan's Cove Call 555-2498 for more info! | Astro Subs extended set this Friday. Eight hours of AEJ and the Nif-T Boys |
Cheers,
joe