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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Seventy-Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company and visiting the Rozz-Tox Manifesto; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Plunder of the Sacred Witches from the Dark Side of the Moon *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Worshippers of the Babbling Thrill Seekers *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe