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People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred:
"I think I'm growing resistant to time zones."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Crow T. Robot Predicts Black, Crippled, Lesbian Jew Who Dresses Down Will Go Back in Time, Prevent the Hindenburg Disaster," CS Geek Reveals.
Cheers,
joe