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Well-known JZP Fact Number Seven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a seeker was walking by a field when she came upon a sage. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the spirit of a fool?" The master answered: "When the egg is different from the dog, then there shall be motion." After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe