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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Two:
"When the USA Today vanishes and journalism resurfaces from the mire of gory photos, we'll have a chance of losing the losing on the 'net."
- Joe Provo
I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Bozo Texino.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe