Crimson's Crap

XDAY: Ivan Stang LIED!

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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Two:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This Day's Hottest Toy!
 Cow Bell for Undead Burl Ives!
From Coleco, Co.'s Crusher Family line. 
Cap'n and Tenille remind you "Eat plenty of our Breakfast Cereal".
For ages eight and up.

Cheers,
joe