JZP's Perpetually Growing Web Louou

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "NAT Translation"

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 6:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Coolidge Corner Cinema!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Chain Gang of the Communist Pygmies from Planet X ***

   With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also

   *** Feast of the Kamikazi Aliens ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe