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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Twenty:
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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Boy Women's Senile Fan Club needs Nose Harp-player. We play polka, heavily influenced by Blaring Riot, The ZeeHee's, and Lynch's Asymmetries. Contact Feynman at 555-2686. | Live at Jillian's On Lansdowne!
Chemical Fathers
with
VooverPhonic!
Josh Brandt Project!
and Gaggle of Chickens!
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Live at The Blue Note!
909 State
with
The Inspiral Red Nooners!
Purple Boy!
and Tape Deckhead!
| Keyboardist, looking for gigs. Experienced in soul, waltz, and rhumba. I like rhythm, especially Babes Lacking Bowties. Call Dave at 555-1793. |
Cheers,
joe