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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Seventeen:
"I think I'm growing resistant to time zones."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out Scott Lesser and visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Lose Weight While You Drive to Work!" -- Keen Unretouched Photos!
Cheers,
joe