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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Fulfilling their contractual agreement this Wednesday - Grrrrlz On the Block with Too Singers and Auntie Bazooka!! | You won't want to miss this Tuesday's WCHC Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Husker Clue A January Invasion German Industrial Giants: Bleigeubzeubachs Zweispanflogan London Skunk All-Stars Sperm Whale Phallus . . . with Eve doing Science Experiments! |
Front 111 needs Keyboardist. We play dubstep, heavily influenced by Present Sonance of Cleveland, The Orchid Band, and DJ Sneaky. Contact Liz at (425) 555-6086. | Sound Person, looking to jam with. Experienced in gospel, funk, and honky tonk. I like honky tonk, especially The Artist Formerly Known as Lou Reed. Call Alice at 555-4303. |
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