Catfish's World-Wide-Weirdness

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eleven:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"Those who would give up Accuracy in data, to purchase a little increase Speed of delivery, deserve neither Accuracy nor Speed."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Colliseum extended set this Friday.
 Six hours of Wavestation March
Call 555-0345 for tickets!

Judas Rabbi
 playing a benefit concert with
 the masters of goth:
Sizableland

Denny's extended set this Thursday.
 Seven hours of Trunky See, Stunky Do
Call 555-9499 for tickets!

Tuesday August 24th -- LIVE at UMASS Amherst
It's Werewolfface
 .. with special guests Vicious Daffodil

Cheers,
joe