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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred and Fourty-Seven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest checking out the art of Matt Towler., Noah Vawter shifty crackpot, or Jack Jansen now.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this weekend's WPI Battle of the Bands! FIVE BANDS! Mosquito Style Ronald Reagan's Vibrator Cat Style Spare Happy Hamster Low Fidelity Super-Stars . . . with Poetry readings by Craig Pierantozzi | Queen Mike Engine headlining an all ages show with ... Grrrrlz Next Door |
The Blue Note extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of Flock of Whales | Wednesday May 7th -- LIVE at The Penitentiary It's Enormetal .. with special guests Presbyter Violation |
Cheers,
joe