Joe "Crimson" Provo's Warping Web Page

I Want a BB Gun and a Glass Eye!

-Happy Flowers


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou frothy rude-growing death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled weather-bitten bum-bailey, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Three:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

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I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Bureflux - from Beatrice
 Nail Gun, for Yentl Brigade line 
   and new Spamming Corporal Havoc! 
 
Still legal in six states!  

Cheers,
joe