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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend that you hop over to Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Flyland rockin' out with ... Pelvis Nose Harp | *** London Cock *** Will Be Appearing at These Cafes: 7/5 Assumption College 2/28 The Village Vanguard 11/9 Darryl's Bar Call 555-2831 for more info! |
Bush's Anal Beads needs Prophecy-player. We play classical, heavily influenced by Bee Socks, Primus, and Father Violation. Contact Roger at (133) 555-8406. | You won't want to miss this weekend's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! YooCoo Dolls Standby Toad Stubborn T Symmetry Primus . . . with Poetry readings by Patti Smith |
Cheers,
joe