The Catfish's Perpetually Mutating Web Stuff

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless shard-borne baggage, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny pox-marked baggage, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Toynbee ideas in 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter .

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Eleven:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out my friend, Mikael Cardell.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Edward Heath Octet needs Bassist.
We play metal, heavily influenced by
DJ Shoot-a-Lot and Tom Servo,
Honkin' Tree,
and The Josh Brandt Project.  Contact Bill at 555-8696.

Poop needs Guitarist.
We play pop, heavily influenced by
Drumbox Eyebrow ,
Homicidal Lemon Curry,
and Craig Znamierowski Project.  Contact Beelzebub at 555-5882.

Bringin' down the roof, "Songwriters United Against Nuclear Power"
 with
Fila Ukrania
A June Crusade
 and Teed Police

Dead DJ Fly Sex One and the Massive President
 kickin' it one time old school with
 the masters of party:
M.C. BFD One

Cheers,
joe