Joe "Catfish" Provo's Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

Moses parted the Red Sea, Oppenheimer split the atom, but "Bob" cut the crap.


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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Ten:
He once interviewed Worcester band Thin Red Line on his late night radio show at WICN in Worcester Massachusetts.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Really awesome... 
 From Pittsburgh... 
   the latest in Norton's Death Gang and friends ...
       Ingrid Bergman! 

Cheers,
joe