Catfish's Unfolding Crap

I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Six-Hundred and Six:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Fighting Vulvae needs Drummer.
We play industrial, heavily influenced by
Caffeine,
The Zorb,
and Flock of Great White Sharks.  Contact Steve at  (298) 555-3133.

ELEETTones
 kickin' ass with ...
Chemical Sock Hop

  ---  Ditch Diggers ---
Will Be Appearing at These Phat Auditoriums:
7/21          Stonehenge 
9/22          Moe's 
Call 555-6662 for more info!

Performing for the first time this year - 
Jaded Red Sirs 
with Rather Put Out Blue Communists 
and The DJ Fuck-a-Lot Eight!!
Call 555-9276 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe