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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Rippin' it up, "Worcester Water" with Crack Girlies Herbie HanPhallus and Ben Hutchins and Destroying Kiwis | It Might Be Defiant takin' the stage with ... Mute Elephants |
German Industrial Giants: Abstueruch Kaltgeubuch rippin' it up with the masters of avant-garde: Claymores for Lapdance | Rippin' it up next evening - The WheeJee's with King Alice Bush and Sadness Armada!! |
Cheers,
joe