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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two-Hundred and Seven:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Laura's Hep Butt shakin' the foundations with the masters of party: Lou Reed and the Stooges | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Friday. Eight hours of the Gorehounds |
!!! Sunky Pee, Funky Sioux !!! Are Scheduled To Play at These Studios: 5/22 The Palladium 9/29 Wembley Stadium | You won't want to miss this year's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! The Boston Squickers Future Vibration of Chitown Wolfface Wombat Grrrrlz Seafood Youth . . . with M.C. Vitamin Dealer taking a cannonball in the gut! |
Cheers,
joe