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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "fsck" as an expletive replacement. Firstly, fsck is a Good Thing that will save your bacon as a system administrator at some point, not something to be considered foul. Secondly, just say fuck; what - think a little word will eat your mind?
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Two-Hundred and One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest that you hop over to Scott Lesser and visiting the Rozz-Tox Manifesto.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Riverside Drive-In: Based upon TRUE events... *** Dr. Blood's Future Slaves *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Scimitar of the Barbaric Surgeons from Outer Space *** Free 3D glasses will be given to all patrons!
Cheers,
joe
