Joe "Catfish" Provo's Current Web Junk

I'm lookin lookin lookin for
Something I ain't had before

-The Cramps

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing onion-eyed hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bootless earth-vexing giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Eight-Hundred:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory's staging (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Current... 
 From The Sprawl... 
   the latest in Galoob's Happy Fun Ball and friends ...
       Log!

Cheers,
joe