Joe's Questionable Web Page

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou lumpish knotty-pated pumpion, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny unchin-snouted baggage, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Five:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"[Usenet] News is only a more effective global transport for bulk data. Repeat until it sinks in."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

COOL... 
 From Paris, Texas... 
   the latest in HasbroCorp's Gilligan's Island _The Coffee Generation_ Playset and friends ...
       Billionaire! 
You put it together!  

Cheers,
joe