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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seven-Thousand:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
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Cheers,
joe