Joe "Catfish" Provo's Growing World-Wide-Weirdness

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell

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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Seven:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"Spam is what happens when greed eclipses common sense."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Torture of the Future Coeds ***

   And You'll Also See the Scary

   *** Despair of the Insane Accountants ***

   Definitely NOT for Yoyodyne employees!!

Cheers,
joe