Crimson's Random Web Pages

Certum est qui impossible est

-Tertullian

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing milk-livered malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped tottering paunchy fat-kidneyed pottle-deep minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend visiting my friend, Josh Brandt; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

   FEEL the Sheer *Throat-Gripping* TERROR of

  *** Spores of the Nazi Druids ***

   And DeForest Kelley Returns as "Eddie" in

   *** Boots of the Brazen Wedge Rats ***

   M&M's WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe