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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Bassist, looking for gigs. Experienced in polka, death metal, and art rock. I like klingon opera, especially U1. Call Floyd at 555-8424. | Sound Person, looking for gigs. Experienced in waltz, goth, and party. I like zydeco-ragtime, especially Bishop Violation. Call Donato at 555-7728. |
Tonight at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel! Fucking Oreos with a special solo acoustic performance by Noah Vawter (of Future Sonance of L.A.)! | Vocalist, looking to jam with. Experienced in dance, grunge, and dubstep. I like swing, especially Governor Elvis Grrrrl. Call Laura at 555-2923. |
Cheers,
joe