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"Try it next time, 'cause with IOS there is ALWAYS a next time!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The White Hot Cherries performing for the first time with the masters of metal: Chitown Blues Nailery | UART8 takin' the stage with ... New Tots In the Hood Call 555-8557 for tickets! |
V.O. McStaggers extended set this Saturday. Eight hours of Dames Down the Street | Fenway Park extended set this Thursday. Six hours of Minister Position |
Cheers,
joe