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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Three:
"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for Bureflux - from Coleco, LLP Mauve Theremin, for Destruction Gang series and new Moon Base Mrs Howell!
Cheers,
joe