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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Twenty-Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Scott Lesser.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Suspense Movie Fans! DON'T MISS this Spine-Tingling Feature! *** Shrine of the Mechanical Stooges *** With the Action-Packed Second Feature *** Savage Lust of the Wild Daka Trays *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNOIR!!!
Cheers,
joe