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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 53:
""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | *** Massive Titanium *** Will Play at These Bumpin' Clubs: 10/18 JFK Jr. High Auditorium 11/13 The Greendale Mall 11/27 Moe's Call (665) 555-5164 for more info! | You won't want to miss next weekend's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Velvetland Tot Men's Epileptic Orchestra Ed Zeppelin Teep Violet Thunder Raid . . . with the vicious Yo Yo Ma! Call 555-6378 for tickets! |
Appearing for one time only, "The Phyllite Platoon" with Vice President Black Telecaster Protest and The Yellou Kubricks | Wednesday March 9th -- LIVE at D.B. McPtomaine's It's Computer .. with special guests Emperor Roger Message |
Cheers,
joe