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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who don't close the stall door in a shared restroom.
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Five:
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Might I suggest checking out the Rozz-Tox Manifesto and checking out Ben "Limey" Bennett... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Sentient Chickpeas From Planet Zort Being Held In Secret Base in Lake Wonderful, Ontario. -- Photographic Evidence Offers Proof
Cheers,
joe