jprovo's Current Web lou-WOW!

Now, who will be the witness
When you're all too healed to see

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou beslubbering coxcomb, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank guts-griping idle-headed scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Nineteen:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

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I suggest visiting my friend, the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Norton!
 The Latest Eighth Husband for Corporal Mutilation Dog-Skin Blazer! 
Mr. Honky says "Just grab 'im in the biscuits! and remember: Never eat anything larger than your head". 

Cheers,
joe