The Catfish's Transmogrifying Web Crap

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Filled with stuff

-The Cramps


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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Thirteen:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting netcowboy and you visit the online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss next year's Newport Jazz Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Thunder Toothbrush
Smoke Signals to Madonna
Worcester Water
Quackery Posse
the Sperm Whales
 . . . with S&M Liederhosen available at the concessions!
Call 555-2771 for tickets!

Rhonda's FB-01 Laiteuben Altspanzeit Philharmonic
 rockin' out with
 the masters of hardcore:
Aluminum Choad

Jake & Earl's Roadhouse extended set this Thursday.
 Eight hours of Z.Z. Pop

Scott's Rectangles
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of speednew wave:
Malformed Gods

Cheers,
joe