Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou wayward clotpole, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou weedy elf-skinned fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "ESP Provider"
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred:
"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Keyboardist, looking to jam with. Experienced in thrash, speed metal, and disco. I like sound, especially Thin Dog. Call Mary at (342) 555-3504. | Live at The Cove!
Hoover
with
Nun Position!
The Paul McCartney Tribute Band!
and The Exploding Gems!
|
White Dames kickin' ass with the masters of speedindustrial: Dudes Without Shoes | Thelonius Dunk and Nick Danger rockin' the house with the masters of speed metal: Clinton's Vibrator |
Cheers,
joe