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Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! Experience the *Throat-Gripping* terror of *** Chain Gang of the Tortured Mole People from 20,000 Fathoms *** And Ross Hagen Returns as "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" in *** Fu Manchu's Venusian Playmates *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Heart-Pounding conclusion!
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