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"I stink so deliciously, instead of bugs, hummingbirds are attracted - and they fly away DRUNK!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: You WON'T Want to Miss *** Lagoon of the Brain Eating Freaks *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Sphincter-Clenching *** Solstice of the Ferocious Man *** Free 3D glasses will be given to people whose names begin with Y!
Cheers,
joe