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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 908:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's version (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a student met a sage by the temple.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the spirit of a fool?"
The master said: "When the cow is over the rock, then there shall be sunrise."
Meditating hours on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe