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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighteen:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for New Year's! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Astro Flying Saucers from the Laundrette *** With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also *** Trance of the Bloodsucking Wedge Rats *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe