Joe "Catfish" Provo's Mutating World-Wide-Weirdness

bodies may be made of fire, but souls are made of ice

-the Cure


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 60:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

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Might I suggest visiting Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
M.C. Super-Kewl needs Vocalist.
We play blues, heavily influenced by
Folks Without Ties,
The Lukewarm Peaches,
and Micro Dog.  Contact Billy Bob at 555-7696.

Tonight at S.H. Foodees !
 Tape Deck Ankle
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Steve Griffin (of Hippoeye the Miffed Bug)!

Fulfilling their contractual obligation, "Good Ol'land"
 with
Moist Imps Left at the Next Light
Girls Etc.
 and Iggy Pop Sextet

Tonight at UNH!
 Fly
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Steve Reeves (of Accurate Quahog)!

Cheers,
joe