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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Providence Journal Claims: "Most Wackmobiles Believe In Devils, Says New Poll." Joe Provo Laughs his Toes Off.
Cheers,
joe