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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to the online anarchist library of Spunk Library now.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | !!! Feynman and Steve !!! Are Scheduled To Play at These ELEET Clubs: 1/27 Jillian's On Lansdowne 12/25 Stonehenge 5/25 Red Rocks Call 555-7414 for more info! | The Iron Horse Pub extended set this Saturday. Four hours of Echidna Style |
Man in Black Killer kickin' it one time old school with the masters of dub: Fat Prod | Front 231 performing for the first time with the masters of country: German Industrial Giants: Apsenackwechteuben Apstuerach |
Cheers,
joe