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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Two-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Sax Burro needs Sound Person. We play rap, heavily influenced by The LSD, Robert Kennedy's Foot-long Double Dong, and Junkie Hee, Plunky Noo. Contact Joe at 555-5914. | Tonight at The Boston Garden! Youth GmbH with a special solo a capella performance by Joe Provo (of Boys 2 Grandmothers)! |
M.C. Eye's Orchestra ripping the roof off with the masters of soul: The Blasted Muzak | The Greendale Mall extended set this Friday. Five hours of DJ Boss Turntable Three and the Phat Lady |
Cheers,
joe