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Totally Random Joe Fact Number One:
"Any sufficiently advanced understanding of technology is indistinguishable from nihilism."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Zombie "Super" Dave Osbourne! New from Bandai. Cattle-prod not included.
Cheers,
joe