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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Fighting Vulvae needs Drummer. We play industrial, heavily influenced by Caffeine, The Zorb, and Flock of Great White Sharks. Contact Steve at (298) 555-3133. | ELEETTones kickin' ass with ... Chemical Sock Hop |
--- Ditch Diggers --- Will Be Appearing at These Phat Auditoriums: 7/21 Stonehenge 9/22 Moe's Call 555-6662 for more info! | Performing for the first time this year - Jaded Red Sirs with Rather Put Out Blue Communists and The DJ Fuck-a-Lot Eight!! Call 555-9276 for tickets! |
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