Catfish's Often Warping Web Page

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou roguish dizzy-eyed malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou tottering rump-fed boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 5:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit GweepNet or you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Armageddon of the Two-Headed Slaves ***

   And For the First Time Anywhere

   *** Circus of the Unspeakable Gweeps from the Fourth Dimention ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Blood-Chilling conclusion!

Cheers,
joe