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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Eleven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Glaubner's Disease rockin' out with the masters of grunge: Smash Your Parent | Sound Man, looking for gigs. Experienced in dance, opera, and fusion. I like party, especially Shit Out Engineers. Call Katrina at (339) 555-0683. |
Destroy the Police fulfilling their contractual agreement with ... German Industrial Giants: Bleiwacheuch Altspanuch ... Free Amphetamines at the door! | Tuesday June 9th -- LIVE at The Mad Raven It's DogBone .. with special guests Skronk Should Piss Itself |
Cheers,
joe