Joe "Catfish" Provo's Often Shifting Web Junk

I been a drag racer on LSD
and I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx

-The Cramps


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou venomed reeling-ripe harpy, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou craven bat-fowling mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "Web 2.0". Sorry Tim O'Reilly but that is just marketing crap. Firstly you're not talking about web-anything, but the global Internet. Secondly, the fuzzy collection of guiding principles are just what makes the 'net work - nothing 2.0 about it expect that it took a while for corporate goons to catch on.

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 17:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit Bill Marr's Survey Central, SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts, or Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Gweepdome's big screen:

   A Spine-Tingling TRUE story!

  *** Violation of the Mondo Hamsters ***

   With the Heart-Pounding Co-Feature

   *** Secret Ceremony of the Flaming Managers ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe