Joe "Catfish" Provo's Fluctuating Web Grunk

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou impertinent fly-bitten lout, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy weather-bitten fool-born bum-bailey, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 7:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting New Ways Of Thinking.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Astro Subs!
 Goop Bee Dog
 with
The Artist Formerly Known as Noah Vawter!
  The Polycarbonate Gold!
    and Telegrams to Reginald!

The Artist Formerly Known as Steamy Mulch
 takin' the stage with ...
Overwomen for The Great Pumpkin

  =*=  Lobsters Having Sex =*=
Will Play at These Buggin' Clubs:
5/20          Goddard Library Lot 
7/31          Bison County 
Call 555-6452 for more info!

Performing for the first time, "Run WTF"
 with
Minister Position
Crack Cocaine
 and DOKOOKY
Call  (863) 555-7482 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe