jprovo's Web Crap

Big brains have more fun!

-Negativland


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 20:
He first met Martin Hannigan by rmgrouping an alt.fan.* group dedicated to Mr. Hannigan.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out New Ways Of Thinking; ASAP.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Anthrax
 rockin' the house with ...
Garbage Collectors United Supporting Gun Control

DuringWorld
 takin' the stage with ...
DJ Sex One and the Nif-T Messiah
 ... Free Ritalin at the door!

Rocky Point extended set this Thursday.
 Seven hours of 2 Bumpin' 2 Stop

Tonight at WUVT's Studio!
 RooSpoo Dolls
 with a special solo Pot-induced performance by
Happy Ben (of Poove Fan Club)!
Call 555-7943 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe