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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 6:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop or visiting Bill Marr's Survey Central.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Annoyed General Death Swims! New, from BondoTRONIX, Co.. Rae Dawn Chong reminds you "Math is hard and remember: Don't talk to strangers".
Cheers,
joe