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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 20:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out New Ways Of Thinking; ASAP.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Anthrax rockin' the house with ... Garbage Collectors United Supporting Gun Control | DuringWorld takin' the stage with ... DJ Sex One and the Nif-T Messiah ... Free Ritalin at the door! |
Rocky Point extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of 2 Bumpin' 2 Stop | Tonight at WUVT's Studio! RooSpoo Dolls with a special solo Pot-induced performance by Happy Ben (of Poove Fan Club)! Call 555-7943 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe