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I am the Lizard Ing!

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "ESP Provider"

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 1000:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Coolidge Corner Cinema:

   Experience the *Scary* terror of

  *** Seance of the Subterranean G-Men from the Wedge ***

   And Larry "Bud" Melman Returns as "Paco" in

   *** Web Site of the Crazed Monsters ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe