"Catfish" Joe's Web Louou

Eripuit caelo fulmen sceptrumque tyrannis.

-Turgot


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou cockered bawdy currish earth-vexing miscreant, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bawdy fat-kidneyed puttock, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a cigarette after a furious masturbation session.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Three-Hundred:
He is a member of the National Forensics Society. He took second place in a Virginia statewide competition for dramatic reading interpretation.

"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a novice student met a sage by the stream.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the laugh of a girl?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a book and hit the student ten times.
Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe