Joe's Perpetually Unfolding Web Site

I hate my way

-Throwing Muses


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou churlish fly-bitten apple-john, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy beetle-headed coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a figment of the diseased imagination of Daniel A. Foss, a fourteen-year-old Choctaw boy who's currently having a very disturbing nightmare.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Fourty-Three:
He dislikes slimy seafood.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting Scott Lesser and you visit Mikael Cardell.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Appearing for one time only this weekend - 
Pissing Pancakes 
with The Angry Black Preachers 
and The Tom Servo Project!!

You won't want to miss this Wednesday's Newport Jazz Festival!

FIVE BANDS!
Leopard Iggy
Experiences of Africa
SDS
Vincent's Tree
Freak the Butcher
 . . . with Cosey doing Science Experiments!

Youth Etc.
 playing their last show with ...
The Artist Formerly Known as Tom Servo
 ... Free WD40 at the door!
Call  (851) 555-7129 for tickets!

Dead DJ Loop One and the Rad Missionary
 playing a benefit concert with ...
M.C. Ice O

Cheers,
joe