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"Those who would give up Accuracy in data, to purchase a little increase Speed of delivery, deserve neither Accuracy nor Speed."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Colliseum extended set this Friday. Six hours of Wavestation March Call 555-0345 for tickets! | Judas Rabbi playing a benefit concert with the masters of goth: Sizableland |
Denny's extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of Trunky See, Stunky Do Call 555-9499 for tickets! | Tuesday August 24th -- LIVE at UMASS Amherst It's Werewolfface .. with special guests Vicious Daffodil |
Cheers,
joe