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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 300:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit the browser-based game Urban Dead, Noah Vawter shifty crackpot, or Josh Brandt... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Mattel! Current Third Husband for Love Doctor Attack Tank!
Cheers,
joe