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Little-known Joe Fact Number Seventeen:
"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Slug Tool playing their last show with ... Soo Shooters | You won't want to miss this evening's WPI Battle of the Bands! FIVE BANDS! Dead Divisions of Capitalism The Sadly Stupid Front 611 Pelvis Tenor Sax the Landscapers . . . with Interpretive Dance by Yer Ma |
Kickin' ass next year - Toover with DJ Bitchin' Cesium One and Sideways with Bushes!! Call 555-0874 for tickets! | Store Twenty-Four On Highland extended set this Saturday. Three hours of Piloting Cardinal Call 555-3387 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe