Catfish's World-Wide-Weirdness

Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth


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Toynbee ideas in movie 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter .

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Two-Hundred:
He coins new terms regularly: 'certifiction': vendor certification.

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I recommend you visit my friend, Mikael Cardell now.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Becker College extended set this Friday.
 Seven hours of Clam the Casual Crankshaft

Kickin' ass, "Zoove Society"
 with
Nephew Tommy Gun
Beat Navy
 and Artists United For Malaise

KRAP's Studio extended set this Friday.
 Six hours of The Cops

The Cure
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
The COM
 ... Free Tab at the door!

Cheers,
joe