Joseph Z Provo's Frequently Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 200:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"Cisco makes a great swiss army knife. Unfortunately you never know which way the blade will open."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell right away!

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Orb
 tearing down the walls with
 the masters of ambient:
Shot Butchers

Tonight at Elm Park!
 PooDoo Dolls
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Happy Ben (of Enormital)!

Rockin' out this year - 
Sadness Platoon 
with The Detroit Talkers 
and One Yard Fasteners!!

For their big Reunion Show, "Shooting Groinolas"
 with
The Lowell Defiers
AK-47s for Peep Show
 and Z.Z. Cop

Cheers,
joe