Joe "Catfish" Provo's Unfolding World-Wide-Weirdness

Credo quia absurdum.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant boil-brained baggage, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish beef-witted hugger-mugger, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "PPP Protocol"

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 67:
He attended Worcester Polytechnic Institute

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a young student spied a sage by the road.
The student approached the master, and said: "How do I make virtue?"
Said the master: "When the hand is far from the leaf, then there shall be fig."
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe