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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Veteran's Day! FEEL the Sheer *Bone-Chilling* TERROR of *** Santa Claus Conquers the Demon Daka Trays *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Rampage of the Burning Doctors *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
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