Joseph Z Provo's Perpetually Shifting Page

I'll still be here as strong as you
And I'll walk away in spite of you

-Bauhaus


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish tickle-brained strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou clouted cockered plume-plucked harpy, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

UT!!

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Three-Thousand and Six:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit my friend, Scott Lesser, NOW!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"Carol Burnett is pregnant with my Three-Skeletoned Love Child!" Confirms Q

Cheers,
joe