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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Grudge Match Against The Milking Machine headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... Hippo Shorts ... Free Tapioca Pudding Pie at the door! | Blowjobs For Xenu shakin' the foundations with ... Mahogany Drumlin ... Free Tylenol at the door! |
Tonight at The Mad Raven! Yellow Bolts with a special solo LSD-induced performance by Josh Brandt (of The UART Poots)! | Showing a rare moment of unity, "Elephants on Pepsi Free" with U1 Thelonius Junk and the Installers and Gweeping Tooth |
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joe