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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Anguish of the Astro Pit Bulls *** And You'll Also See the Bone-Chilling *** Mark of the Ancient Hacker d00Ds *** BANNED in 3 Countries!
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