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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 1:
"While a laptop can be used as a hammer, one shouldn't be confused when it afterwards behaves erratically."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the web-based online game Urban Dead and checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead now.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Exotic Dancer! New from Parker Fathers, Co..
Cheers,
joe