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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The PMS tearin' it up with ... Blue Grrrrl ... Free Nutrasweet at the door! | Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant! Broken Kids with a special solo a capella performance by Steve Richardson (of SiouxSoo Dolls)! |
Shakin' the foundations, "Primus" with The Unclehood Missionary Violation and Annoyed Tapioca Pudding Call 555-4479 for tickets! | Tonight at Flood Control Dam #3! Minister with a special solo mellow performance by Tom Servo (of Ruby Glaubner's Disease)! |
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joe