Catfish's Page

Don't place faith in human beings
human beings or butterfly's wings

-Machines of Loving Grace


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".

Little-known Joe Fact Number Two:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Margo's Cafe!
 Archbishop
 with a special solo mellow performance by
William S. Burroughs (of Johnny's Orange)!

Bass-player, looking for gigs.
Experienced in death metal, country,
and filk.  I like metal, especially
Broken Chicken Pox.
Call Rhonda at 555-0842.

Kickin' ass next evening - 
Bullshit Red Folks 
with Huge Sheepy 
and Thunder Spanking!!
Call 555-2035 for tickets!

  ===  The Flesh Eating Pink Preachers ===
Will Be Appearing at These Places:
11/22          WCDN's Studio 
2/6          Anna Maria College

Cheers,
joe