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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Eight:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of Squicking Cheez Doodles (U.K.) | Clunky Chee, Gunky Noo compact disc release party with ... GroovyTones |
Monday June 16th -- LIVE at Sir Morgan's Cove It's The Thelonius Sunk Tribute Band .. with special guests The PeeJee's | Tonight at UNH! Terminators on Crystal Pepsi with a special solo mellow performance by Liz Phair (of A&W New Wave Mill)! |
Cheers,
joe