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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number 7:
"The Web is like TV, only slower."
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to the Ian Heavens Memorial, Scott Lesser, or the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Bison County! Gweeps with a special solo folky performance by AEJ (of The Supervisors)! | You won't want to miss this Monday's Newport Jazz Festival! FIVE BANDS! SpacePetunia Viagra Musicians United Against Overwomen Protesting War The Artists Formerly Known as the Stooges Sarah Palin's Strap-on . . . with Steamy Mulch-- in a cage! |
Green Diphallic Terrata appearing for one time only with ... Cat Chris Call 555-5019 for tickets! | Monday November 13th -- LIVE at Naked Tim's Living Room It's Zinc Pee-Pee .. with special guests Blue Rhonda |
Cheers,
joe