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What is FNORD? FNORD is a thousand matches lighting at once.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 405:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this year's Locobazooka! FIVE BANDS! Babes Lacking Underroos Fuck Lawyers The Moist Black Witnesses Elton John Project Nun . . . with Steve randomly lighting fireworks! | Playing their last show this evening - Petuniaface with Ledge Sanctuary Rockers and The Disappointingly Buggin'!! |
Mute Police needs Vocalist. We play rock, heavily influenced by Steel Morphs to Molybdenum, Intimidation Madonna, and Thunder Incursion. Contact Margo at (798) 555-9811. | Live at The Red Elephant!
Lawyer Fucker
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Primus!
Snaredrum Assault!
and Rich Girls on PCP!
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Cheers,
joe