Catfish's Modulating Web Grunk

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant paunchy pottle-deep maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou idle-headed vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Fifty-Eight:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

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I suggest checking out Ian Heavens Memorial and you visit the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student met a sage by the inn.
The student humbly said,  "How can I acquire awareness?"
Said the master: "As the man is in the silence, so is motion around the stick."
After puzzling over this for years, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe