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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven:
"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Red Rocks extended set this Friday. Eight hours of FRVJL | Leopard the Broken Gear for their big Reunion Show with ... Piloting Nose ... Free Amphetamines at the door! Call 555-0185 for tickets! |
-#- Chemical Sock Hop -#- Will Play at These Nif-T Places: 7/8 Durgin Hall 5/9 Founders 410 Call 555-2665 for more info! | Live at The Red Elephant!
The Gunkees
with
The Enorm!
Bat Shades!
and Steve's Tubular Bell Eintuermack Laiwachuch Philharmonic!
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Cheers,
joe