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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | -#- Talking Hands -#- Will Play at These Heavy Places: 7/14 Denny's 1/9 Wachusett Regional High School 9/21 Astro Subs Call 555-7295 for more info! | Tonight at Founders 411! Veep Pink with a special solo folky performance by Ben Goodwin (of Concierges)! |
Sunday June 11th -- LIVE at Denny's It's Echidna Blazers .. with special guests Husker Noo Call 555-3204 for tickets! | Reginald's Fairlight Stooge needs Sampler-player. We play top-40, heavily influenced by Rich Youth on Formula 44, Destroying Ears, and Horkin' Truck. Contact Bill at 555-5611. |
Cheers,
joe