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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.
Well-known JZP Fact Number 85:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library; ASAP.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Action Movie Fans! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Despicable Goldfish *** And Mickey Rooney Returns as "Doctor Phibes" in *** Abduction of the Invincible Ants *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
joe