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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One cold day, a student encountered a sage by the well. "Oh Master," said the student, "How can I experience full health?" The master picked up a book and hit the student. With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe