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People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Africa Rockers for their big Reunion Show with the masters of acid jazz: Smash the Wardens | !!! Epileptic Tangerine !!! Will Be Appearing at These Pubs: 11/26 Moe's 8/3 Worcester State College 5/27 Elm Park |
Sting needs TB101-player. We play trance, heavily influenced by L'aissez Faire Acne, Grateful Sed, and The Artist Formerly Known as Herbie HanProd. Contact Mary at 555-4600. | You won't want to miss this year's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! Kids 2 Babes Happiness Armada Judge Molybdenum and the Sleep-Deprived Soup Kitol Grateful Fled . . . with Tayopa playing Connect-the-Piercings |
Cheers,
joe