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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 3:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest checking out Ian Heavens Memorial or you visit the browser-based game Urban Dead.
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Cheers,
joe