Crimson's Junk

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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number One-Thousand:
In 1999, the mutt mailer finally got him to stop using traditional BSD Mail.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Keen Cleft in Bangkok Fails To Draw Tourists

Cheers,
joe