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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four-Thousand and Fifty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Koalaeye the Rampaging Reptile performing for the first time with ... Madonna and Edward Call 555-5773 for tickets! | *** White Sabbath *** Will Play at These Nif-T Stages: 10/28 UMASS Amherst 6/25 The Blue Note 9/19 Stonehenge |
United for the last time on stage this evening - Lapdances From Superman with The Lydia Lunch Fan Club and Deep Purple!! | Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant! M.C. PCP Dealer with a special solo hypnotic performance by Bob Mould (of Gunky Nee, Bunky Foo)! |
Cheers,
joe