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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Six-Hundred and Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Ripping the roof off next Wednesday - Dad Damner with Rug Rat Men's Senile Revue and Stalagmite Sanctuary Gweeps!! | Kickin' it one time old school this year - A March March with TIK and TNHVG!! |
A Morning Assault fulfilling their contractual obligation with ... Horkin' Blue Cock | <<< Chemical Sock Hop >>> Will Be Appearing at These Scrumpdillicious Stages: 2/5 Rocky Point 10/14 Joe's Club |
Cheers,
joe