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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 800:
"Some are born to gooberdom, some have gooberdom thrust upon them, and some run fanatically into the slavering maw of the Goober God to become the Big Kahuna Goober."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Big Corporal Mutilation Burps! New, from Hasbro.
Cheers,
joe