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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 67:
"When I strike a match, a thousand forest fires END!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Adventure Movie Fans! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Downfall of the Strange Blanchmange *** And don't miss River Phoenix's last role in *** Shock of the Angry Hillbillies *** Cocaine WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe