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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People on public transit who insist on wearing their backpacks while on very full cars. Put it on the ground, nitwit.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Sixteen:
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One stormy evening, a student met a sage by the road. The student humbly said, "How do I learn enlightenment?" The master hit the student seven times with a stick. After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
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