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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 7:
He is a member of the National Forensics Society. He took second place in a Virginia statewide competition for dramatic reading interpretation.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Worcester Phoenix Claims: ""I Was Addicted to Angel Dust for Ten Months," Reveals Debbie Gibson." Jer Johnson Laughs his Thumbs Off.

Cheers,
joe