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Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU! DON'T MISS this Hideous Feature! *** Chainsaw Majorettes from Another Dimension *** And DeForest Kelley Returns as "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" in *** Secret Ceremony of the Mixed-Up Mushroom People *** BANNED in 20 Countries!
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