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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number One:
"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo
I recommend checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Way really way hottest Manager Sidekick for Happy Fun Ball! From Mattel Heavy Industries! In stores now! Still legal in six states!
Cheers,
joe