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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Playing a benefit concert next Fall - Filk Rally with Hot-swap Sheep and Ruthless Flu!! | Live at Denny's!
Bunch of Bees
with
Toothbrush Arm!
The Hot Pumpkins!
and The Mighty Mighty Crosstones!
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Shakin' the foundations, "German Industrial Giants: Abuestwort Heisswachscheissgeubteubzuegwald" with Primus DMC and Joonie and the Stooges Call (268) 555-3257 for tickets! | Honkin' Raccoonny bringin' down the roof with ... Run DTR |
Cheers,
joe