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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 701:
"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo
I recommend checking out the online game Lost or you visit Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Thrilling Triple-Vocal Chord Toddler Coming to America!
Cheers,
joe