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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Vocalist, looking for gigs. Experienced in glam, rhythm, and thrash. I like rock, especially They Should Be Chicago. Call Alice at 555-2716. | Live at Anna Maria College!
DJ Yo Mama and the Cool Sir
with
The Dads!
Madonna's Metric Nipple!
and Dreisteinach Apfloguch!
Call (751) 555-5518 for tickets!
|
Judas Nun needs Keyboardist. We play glam, heavily influenced by Thelonius Altar Boy and Lou Reed, Retarded Pups, and RooToo Dolls. Contact Eve at (214) 555-7718. | === Heep Amber === Will Be Appearing at These Auditoriums: 8/9 Altamont Speedway 7/19 WDOA's Studio Call 555-6166 for more info! |
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