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everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

-They Might Be Giants


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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 2:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere or visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, NOW!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The HTTP Explodes
 showing a rare moment of unity with
 the masters of art rock:
Grinder Ankle
Call 555-4829 for tickets!

  =#=  Front 411 =#=
Will Play at These Stages:
5/27          Flood Control Dam #3 
8/8          MIT 
3/5          Your Village's Bandstand 
7/24          The Iron Horse Pub 
Call  (737) 555-8121 for more info!

Headlining an all ages show this Wednesday - 
The Wavestation Family Granite 
with Rug Rats Inc. 
and Monk!!
Call  (584) 555-0119 for tickets!

Shakin' the foundations this year - 
Yellow Acne 
with Post-it Notes to Roger 
and DJ Hoopy's Orchestra!!

Cheers,
joe