Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou rank onion-eyed scut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning base-court mumble-news, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Twenty lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 10:
"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere and checking out the online game Lost .
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's IPv4 Teamster! New from Norton. Some assembly required.
Cheers,
joe