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I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places


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Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Well-known Joe Fact Number Eight:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at Ralph's!
 Shooting Smartfood
 with
Presbyter Violation!
  The Boston Questioners!
    and Stone Cathedral Fighters!
Call 555-9117 for tickets!

The WeePee's needs Reverb-player.
We play beat-grunge, heavily influenced by
Defying Slime Molds,
Chicken Feynman,
and Sleep-Deprived Gazelles.  Contact Brak at 555-6926.

Drummer, looking for a working band.
Experienced in music, thrash,
and filk.  I like honky tonk, especially
Chicken Monocles.
Call Floyd at  (295) 555-0923.

Cateye the Teed Koala
 takin' the stage with
 the masters of synth-pop:
St00pid Cathedral

Cheers,
joe