Catfish's Warping Web Site

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy


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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eleven:
He played Greiver in MW Rep's staging of Blue Window (1990).

"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Perot Candidacy Faked! "Shub-Niggurath Told Me So," Scoutmaster Says.

Cheers,
joe