Crimson's Accreting Page

Burn your money
It's only paper

-Mojo Nixon

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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

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These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 5:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

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I suggest visiting GweepNet or you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library now.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This Night's Hottest Toy!
 Paisley Mitre Box, for Bob Saget Family line 
   and new Voice-activated Powdered Toast Man! 
 
Still legal in three states!

Cheers,
joe