"Catfish" Joe's Web Crap

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puny fat-kidneyed coxcomb, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty ruttish hell-hated scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is a figment of the diseased imagination of Daniel A. Foss, a fourteen-year-old Choctaw boy who's currently having a very disturbing nightmare.

Well-known Crimson Fact Number Four:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

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Might I suggest you visit my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Grade "B" Movie Fans!

   The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY!

  *** Anguish of the Astro Pit Bulls ***

   And You'll Also See the Bone-Chilling

   *** Mark of the Ancient Hacker d00Ds ***

   BANNED in 3 Countries!

Cheers,
joe