Joseph Z Provo's Shifting Crap

I'll go faster when I go back to the barn.

-King Kong


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou droning idle-headed pignut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spongy base-court coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 500:
He started UltraNet, working with Geoff Schultz, in 1994.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

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Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One evening, an eager student was walking by a meadow when he spied a sage.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of virtue?"
The master answered: "As the egg is close to the motion, so is sky known by the tree."
Then, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe