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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 3:
"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's "Legalize Mountain Dew" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Craig Pierantozzi and the Loogies Bed Airship Bill and Cleo The Tragically Stylin' Emerald Imp . . . with John Trussell taking a cannonball in the gut! | You won't want to miss next year's Lollapaloser! FIVE BANDS! Big Lapdance DJ Soopa-Scrumpdillicious Hunky See, Plunky Do Screw Dads Spigot . . . with Duchess COM taking a cannonball in the gut! Call (749) 555-7975 for tickets! |
You won't want to miss this weekend's "Just Say Yes To Blow" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Z.Z. Fop The Gorehound Tribute Band Waltz Might Wet Itself 2 Boss 2 Cease-and-Desist The Moist Blue Daffodils . . . with Steamy Mulch-- in a cage! Call 555-9295 for tickets! | Purl Jam kickin' it one time old school with ... Forward with Factories ... Free Pot at the door! |
Cheers,
joe