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"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
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Hey Love-birds... Based upon TRUE events... *** Mark of the Mad Mole People *** And don't miss Alfred Hitchcock's last role in *** Wrath of the Magic Dentists *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Astounding Car-Parking Sequence!
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