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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Hyperintelligent Meddling Beings From Saturn Gave Me Crotch Rot" Announces Louise Woodward.
Cheers,
joe