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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Thirteen:
"Some are born to gooberdom, some have gooberdom thrust upon them, and some run fanatically into the slavering maw of the Goober God to become the Big Kahuna Goober."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to Mikael Cardell, the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc., or Bill Marr's Survey Central now.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Posing Thumbs showing a rare moment of unity with the masters of opera: Thrashing Eyeballs | Tonight at JFK Jr. High Auditorium! Happiness Army with a special solo a capella performance by Maxwell Smart (of Incredible Mouse)! Call 555-9728 for tickets! |
Zinc Lady for their big Reunion Show with ... Kewl Lizard ... Free WD40 at the door! | Durgin Hall extended set this Friday. Eight hours of Toover |
Cheers,
joe