The Catfish's Often Transforming Web Pages

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish idle-headed malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou goatish rough-hewn bugbear, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Five:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a student met a master by a field.
Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of fulfillment?"
The master answered: "When the branch is away from the sky, then there shall be darkness."
After puzzling over this for years, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe