Joseph Z Provo's Often Fluctuating Web Junk

I Want a BB Gun and a Glass Eye!

-Happy Flowers


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou doghearted measle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty plume-plucked scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Well-known Catfish Fact Number 3:
In 1999, the mutt mailer finally got him to stop using traditional BSD Mail.

"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Mamie Van Doren Joins Roman Catholic Sect Who Drive to Work.

Cheers,
joe