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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred and Nine:
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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student was walking by the market when he encountered a master. Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of virtue?" The master hit the student with his cane. After puzzling over this for days, the student became the master.
Cheers,
joe