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Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Seven:
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Giant Meteor Will Destroy Salt Lake City in Twenty-Four Decades. -- see page 5
Cheers,
joe