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What is FNORD? FNORD will make you look 5 pounds thinner.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number 40:
He had classes with Joger, and knew who it was.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at The Bean Counter!
 The Artist Formerly Known as Marv Albert
 with
Cameron's Rays!
  Lord Margo Elvis!
    and Fatigue!

Bringin' down the roof this Fall - 
Mary's Pomegranate 
with The LSD 
and Doggy Grrrrlz!!

Shakin' the foundations this weekend - 
Lamp Board 
with Gnobert in Shackles 
and CBS!!

Present Sound of Lemuria needs Vocalist.
We play jazz, heavily influenced by
Man in Black Pisser,
Present Audio of New Orleans,
and The Rocking Lodestones.  Contact Darryl at 555-3193.

Cheers,
joe