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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Two-Hundred:
"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tearin' it up this Spring - Kurosawa's Lines with Rabbi CIA and the Installers and Bush's Anal Beads!! | Clinton's Strap-on rippin' it up with ... IRB |
The Iron Horse Pub extended set this Saturday. Four hours of Squick the Big Brothers | Live at The Centrum!
Garbage Collectors United Supporting Malaise
with
Think Stump!
Blowjobs From TV's Frank!
and Frog Penis!
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Cheers,
joe