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Little-known JZP Fact Number 800:
"The people who say "there's so much $BAD now" make me want to punch them. We have more information and greater access to it. That's it. There have always been stalkers, pervs, pedos, etc. It isn't useful to focus on "what has changed from an imagined past" rather "what can we *do* about things now"."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a seeker was walking by the river when he encountered a master. Said the student to the master: "How can I know virtue?" Said the master: "When the day is separate from the laugh, then there shall be star." At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe