The Catfish's Accreting Web Grunk

Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless milk-livered horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou frothy milk-livered mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Two:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and that you hop over to Scott Lesser now.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  <<<  The Whoreb >>>
Will Be Appearing at These Studios:
6/7          The Colliseum 
1/20          BioSphere 
12/16          Wembley Stadium 
Call  (619) 555-3844 for more info!

Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "Tots 2 Guys"
 with
Pet Shop Witness
Q1
 and Matul

You won't want to miss this year's WTLA Fundraiser!

FIVE BANDS!
Lieutenant Yellow
Kids Etc.
Suppose Sapling
DJ Super-Boss and the Fresh Citizen
Bold Crocodiley
 . . . with Off-colour puppetry by Thelonius Cardinal

Rabbi Violation needs Singer.
We play polka, heavily influenced by
Massive Aardvark,
The Annoyed Medicines,
and Chemical Hoodang.  Contact Steve at 555-2799.

Cheers,
joe