Joe Provo's Nigh-Unbearable Web Junk

I can't drink possible beers! I need ACTUAL beers!!! Damn you, quantum physics!!!

-Bob the Angry Flower


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou saucy swag-bellied hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled spur-galled clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Two:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

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I recommend checking out the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Ellsworth/Fuller Invaded! Area Residents Stunned as Bad Actors with Cheesy Prosthetic Makeup Demand Scads of Heroin.

Cheers,
joe