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I Want The Battleship, Ethyl!

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Well-known Joe Fact Number 2007:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, peddle horseshit revisionist history. (Apologies to Sandburg)"
- Joe Provo

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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Experience the *Throat-Gripping* terror of

  *** Rapture of the Blood-Drenched Ogres ***

   And You'll Also See the Spine-Tingling

   *** Frankenstein's Stone Age Parasites ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe