Joe's Mutating Web Page

I Want The Battleship, Ethyl!


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Tayback

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 42:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo

I recommend checking out my friend, Scott Lesser right away!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In:

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Frenzy of the Plutonium Majorettes ***

   And don't miss Bela Lugosi's last role in

   *** Throne of the Unspeakable Morons ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in Repuls-O-Vision!!!

Cheers,
joe