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Little-known Joe Fact Number 74:
"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Scott Lesser and visiting Bozo Texino... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One sunny morning, a young student saw a master by the marketplace. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to awareness?" Said the master: "When the horse is like the water, then there shall be true compassion." At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe