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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Valentine's Day! Experience the *Throat-Gripping* terror of *** Squirm of the Insane Stooges from the Ocean Floor *** And You'll Also See the Blood-Chilling *** Secret Rites of the Judo Nymphettes from the Shamut Machine *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in 3D!!!
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