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What is FNORD? FNORD is a palindrome for "Total Frontal Lobotomy"!
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 2:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a precocious student was walking by the road when she encountered an old master. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to knowledge?" Said the master: "When the dog is under the branch, then there shall be awareness." With that, the disciple became the master.
Cheers,
joe