"Catfish" Joe's Perpetually Changing Web Page

The average Joe is getting damn impatient with petty special interest politics when there's an entire cosmos to be swept clean by fire.

-Bob the Angry Flower


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou froward earth-vexing flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou pottle-deep vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
He played Greiver in MW Rep's production of Blue Window (1990).

"Reorgs that undervalue continuity are doomed to recreate mundane functions."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Just in time for Discoflux - from Beatrice
 Nail Gun for Undead Migrant Worker Action Figure  

Cheers,
joe