Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Page

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Terminology misuse.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eighty-Eight:
In 1999, the mutt mailer finally got him to stop using traditional BSD Mail.

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Might I suggest you visit my friend, Bill Marrs.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kickin' ass this weekend - 
The Yo Yo Ma Revue 
with Dean Pisser 
and Roacheye the Rather Put Out Elephant!!

Large Red Choad needs Sound Person.
We play ska, heavily influenced by
ThrooverPhonic,
Chris in Handcuffs,
and Mighty HossTones.  Contact Beelzebub at 555-9993.

Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel extended set this Friday.
 Six hours of Purple Grrrrl

Live at Mama Kin!
 Glaubner's Disease
 with
Lemurface!
  Truck Thumb!
    and Tzeueinzeit Laistuere!

Cheers,
joe