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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 10:
"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Experience the *Gripping* terror of *** River of the Insane Leeches from Out of Time *** Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling *** Graveyard of the Ghastly Hillbillies *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Amazing Contest of Wills!
Cheers,
joe