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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 7:
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Might I suggest visiting Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again, NOW!
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One cold day, a disciple saw a master by the well. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to awareness?" Upon hearing this, the master struck the student twelve times with a rock. Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe