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UT!!
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Three-Thousand and Six:
"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit my friend, Scott Lesser, NOW!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Carol Burnett is pregnant with my Three-Skeletoned Love Child!" Confirms Q
Cheers,
joe