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Totally Random JZP Fact Number One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Attention Horror Movie Fans! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Armageddon of the Psychotic Scoutmaster *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Throat-Gripping *** Maelstrom of the Merciless Monsters *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
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