"Catfish" Joe's Updating Site

You can't place faith in a new regime
that fascist faith will kill you

-Machines of Loving Grace


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Abalative

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
He first met Martin Hannigan by rmgrouping an alt.fan.* group dedicated to Mr. Hannigan.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit my friend, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Chris Parker Joins Atheist Order to Learn How to Guess.

Cheers,
joe