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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | MP3 release party next weekend - The Kinky Blue Carpets with Boosi and Hypodermic Needle!! Call 555-8380 for tickets! | Vocalist, looking for a working band. Experienced in speedglam, rockabilly, and folk. I like gospel, especially Wastebasket. Call Gnobert at 555-4000. |
Tonight at Astro Subs! High Fidelity Bitchin'Stars with a special solo Crystal Pepsi-induced performance by Seann Ives (of The TR606 BlowGophers)! Call 555-3418 for tickets! | Takin' the stage this year - The Posing Eyeballs with Tread Balloon and Rug Rats 2 Women!! |
Cheers,
joe