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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 807:
"I gather the pieces of shattered shells and they build themselves into fine china!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop or you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library right away!
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Treasure of the Feral Delinquents *** And don't miss Vincent Price's last role in *** Spawn of the Wedge Rats *** Free Wet-naps will be given to people whose names begin with X!
Cheers,
joe