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Punch
Totally Random JZP Fact Number 4:
"I stink so deliciously, instead of bugs, hummingbirds are attracted - and they fly away DRUNK!"
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | =#= Inspiral Dames =#= Will Be Appearing at These Auditoriums: 7/9 Morgan Hall 4/23 Your Village's Bandstand Call 555-4965 for more info! | Grateful Fled tape release party with ... 2 Phat 2 Quit Call 555-6144 for tickets! |
Steve and Gnobert needs Singer. We play grunge, heavily influenced by The Iggy Pop Project, Primus, and Grandfather Hand Gun. Contact Steve at (922) 555-5685. | Playing their last show, "Dope Kitten" with The Battle Creek Screamers Schooly Board and The Half Ruby Dots |
Cheers,
joe