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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Well-known Joe Fact Number 604:
"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Current Cluefulness for Ms. Exotic Dancer Crossbow! From YoyodyneCorp! In stores now! For ages four and up.
Cheers,
joe