The Catfish's Often Shifting Junk

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"I not only am my own Grandpa, I'm my own great-grand-ma AND her plumber!"
- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

  ###  Credible Toad ###
Will Be Appearing at These Cafes:
11/8          G. Willikers Family Restaurant 
1/12          The Zeta Psi Fraternity

Rocky Point extended set this Saturday.
 Six hours of An Afternoon Crusade
Call 555-7393 for tickets!

Showing a rare moment of unity, "M.C. Spooky Fizzy"
 with
HorseBone
Teens with Massive Phalluses
 and Frog Johnny

Tonight at The Village Vanguard!
 The Red Hot Pumpkins
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Keanu Reeves (of The UDMA Poots)!

Cheers,
joe