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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 202:
"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for: AMC Gremlin, for Bird-Gang line and new Spamming Sergeant Doom! Contains small parts.
Cheers,
joe