jprovo's Fluctuating Web Pages

Credo quia absurdium.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing base-court moldwarp, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beef-witted coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

UT!!

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eleven:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

National Enquirer Claims: ""Iran-Contra Could Have Been Worse - Pudding Prevented Disaster," Proves AI Researcher." Jer Johnson Laughs his Face Off.

Cheers,
joe