"Catfish" Joe's Rotating Web Pages

There's got to be a pill for forgiveness
There's got to be a trigger for happiness

-Machines of Loving Grace

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou froward base-court mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled tardy-gaited giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

COOL... 
 From The Sprawl... 
   the latest in KidCo, LLP's Gilligan's Island _Mr. Prostitute Returns_ Playset series ...
       Mr. Prostitute! 
J.J Jackson says "Watch my Thursday Morning cartoon show". 

Cheers,
joe