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Might I suggest that you hop over to the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and checking out Current Weather Conditions in the CSL now.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's L-O-L-A-palooza! FIVE BANDS! Assorted Little Tribes Shrill Giant Buffalo the Damp Piston Elephants on Vitamins Squick the Managers . . . with S&M Vests available at the concessions! | Rolling Tylenol kickin' it one time old school with ... Hootie and the Tapirs ... Free LSD at the door! |
You won't want to miss next evening's WFMU Fundraiser! FIVE BANDS! Brother Nuclear Warhead Flock of Dolphins The Hot Slime Molds German Industrial Giants: Kaltscheisszeug Laitaubwort Lad Men's Diphallic Squad . . . with Gnobert juggling Seven Tattoos blindfolded! | Live at Y.F. Foley's !
Shooting Pretzels
with
Gila India!
Claymores for Cock Ring!
and The Nashville Screamers (U.K.)!
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Cheers,
joe