Catfish's Nigh-Uncachable Web Louou

There's always hate

-Tear Garden


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fly-bitten barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou unmuzzled malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "Web 2.0". Sorry Tim O'Reilly but that is just marketing crap. Firstly you're not talking about web-anything, but the global Internet. Secondly, the fuzzy collection of guiding principles are just what makes the 'net work - nothing 2.0 about it expect that it took a while for corporate goons to catch on.

Well-known Joe Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s production of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

"Those who would give up Accuracy in data, to purchase a little increase Speed of delivery, deserve neither Accuracy nor Speed."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Wombat the Legendary Crankshaft
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of beat:
Roo Talkers

Dissed Grrrrlz needs Bassist.
We play new age, heavily influenced by
The Vulva Shoots,
Killing Granolas,
and Shit Dads.  Contact Marilyn at 555-2119.

Monday February 24th -- LIVE at G. Willikers Family Restaurant
It's Forbitol
 .. with special guests Fed Airship

Live at The Boston Garden!
 The Bangkok Eaters
 with
Screaming Girls!
  Gray Trees!
    and Spare Sheep!
Call 555-6366 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe