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I suggest checking out Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm; ASAP.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for: Whale-Skin Hat for Rock 'n Roll Mr. Tape Monkey! From MegaTRONIX's Happy Fun Ball series. May produce sparks.
Cheers,
joe