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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 4:
He produced MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s version of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

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Might I suggest you visit my friend, Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at UMASS Amherst!
 Defy the Ghods
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
DJ Ice One (of Sadness Armada)!

You won't want to miss this year's WPI Quadfest!

FIVE BANDS!
Present Sonance of Hallowell
Fuck-me Red Smartfood
The William S. Burroughs Society
Overwomen for The Tooth Fairy
The Cello Heavy Boy
 . . . with Poetry readings by Monica Lewinsky

United for the first time on stage this weekend - 
Marilyn's Oil Barrell Gorehound 
with The Junkees 
and Metricland!!

  =#=  Smashed Doctors =#=
Will Be Appearing at These Bitchin' Bars:
9/9          G. Willikers Family Restaurant 
11/4          Oshkosh's Fallfest

Cheers,
joe