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Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

-Juvenal


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Seven:
He produced MW Rep's showing of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** AEJ's Nubile Goddesses ***

   With the Bone-Chilling Co-Feature

   *** Judo Hippies from Another Dimension ***

   Filmed in SplatterVision!

Cheers,
joe