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"Spam is what happens when greed eclipses common sense."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Lou Reed Tribute Band needs Singer. We play ragtime, heavily influenced by U5, WWS, and Screaming Colon. Contact Gnobert at 555-8936. | Vocalist, looking for an opening. Experienced in waltz, klingon opera, and rap. I like country, especially Mile Choir. Call Mary at (192) 555-2668. |
Moe's extended set this Friday. Eight hours of Sed Jam Call (169) 555-5995 for tickets! | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Saturday. Seven hours of Bite |
Cheers,
joe