Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tottering spur-galled puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish full-gorged maggot-pie, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Nineteen:
???OTHERQUOTES???
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Headlinin' in an all-star gig this weekend - Sital with Craig Znamierowski and M.C. Escher and Horse Madonna!! | Sped Balloon shakin' the foundations with ... The Locusty Clarinets ... Free Ritalin at the door! |
You won't want to miss this Autumn's GweepCo Talent Show! FIVE BANDS! Katrina's Ocarina BlowEchidnae Marimba Grudge Match Rap Could Screw Itself Viva Albania SpaceWeasel . . . with Freakshow on the Fourth stage | Bold Choad needs Tubular Bell-player. We play techno, heavily influenced by Cronenberg's Intersections, Z.Z. Bop, and Hissing Lizards. Contact Donato at 555-9655. |
Cheers,
joe