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Real freedom scares you
'cause it means responsibility.

-Dead Kennedys


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Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Thirteen:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

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Might I suggest visiting the art of Matt Towler., netcowboy, or Ian Heavens Memorial now.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at Rocky Point!
 President Liz Cherry
 with a special solo Speed-induced performance by
Nick Danger (of Bed Zeppelin)!

COM
 fulfilling their contractual agreement with ...
Lunchning Prod

Pollutionheads needs Bassist.
We play rap, heavily influenced by
Scratch Dingo,
The Patti Smith Choir,
and Screwing Eyebrow.  Contact Feynman at  (838) 555-9952.

Tonight at WAG!
 FooSpew Dolls
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
DJ Kool Hurricane One (of Werewolfface)!

Cheers,
joe