Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Transforming Web Louou

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou droning ill-nurtured bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bootless elf-skinned hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He gave David Rostcheck attitude for Yuletide/Christmas one year; Cannister followed along after that.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Coolidge Corner Cinema!

   Experience the *Blood-Chilling* terror of

  *** Rampage of the Alien Slime ***

   And You'll Also See the Heart-Pounding

   *** Lighthouse of the Quivering Blanchmange from Planet X ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe