Joseph Z Provo's Often Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-trivial

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 2:
He first met Martin Hannigan by rmgrouping an alt.fan.* group dedicated to Mr. Hannigan.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Disgruntled Former Mall Bunny Kills Sixty-Five With Blowgun!

Cheers,
joe