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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 4:
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at UMASS Amherst! Defy the Ghods with a special solo hypnotic performance by DJ Ice One (of Sadness Armada)! | You won't want to miss this year's WPI Quadfest! FIVE BANDS! Present Sonance of Hallowell Fuck-me Red Smartfood The William S. Burroughs Society Overwomen for The Tooth Fairy The Cello Heavy Boy . . . with Poetry readings by Monica Lewinsky |
United for the first time on stage this weekend - Marilyn's Oil Barrell Gorehound with The Junkees and Metricland!! | =#= Smashed Doctors =#= Will Be Appearing at These Bitchin' Bars: 9/9 G. Willikers Family Restaurant 11/4 Oshkosh's Fallfest |
Cheers,
joe