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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Victoria Theatre: Experience the *Throat-Gripping* terror of *** Armageddon of the Feral Mole People *** And don't miss Don Ameche's last role in *** Tales of the Ozone Butchers *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Hideous Dinner Ordering Sequence!
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joe