jprovo's Fluctuating Web Crap

Fall down fall down
I hope you fall so fast and hard that you get me

-Throwing Muses

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mammering milk-livered minnow, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish ill-nurtured plume-plucked ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"A ringing phone is a message from Porlock, whose sole purpose is to derail anything on which you are working and demand immediate attention."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting real anarchist literature at Spunk Library and checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc., NOW!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

The Colliseum extended set this Thursday.
 Four hours of Boyzzz with Large Wangs
Call  (938) 555-4624 for tickets!

Edward's Pub extended set this Saturday.
 Five hours of Ronald Reagan's Riding Crop

G1
 playing a benefit concert with
 the masters of blues:
Monster Style

  !!!  M.C. Nif-T Square J !!!
Are Scheduled To Play at These Cool Stages:
7/30          WAG 
7/8          The Cove 
8/20          Wachusett Regional High School 
Call  (761) 555-3816 for more info!

Cheers,
joe