jprovo's Web Grunk

If you want better media, go make it.

-the Rozz-Tox Manifesto


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped folly-fallen pottle-deep boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou froward jarring doghearted dismal-dreaming hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is -is- the four-star beat off session

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 9:
He played Greiver in MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc.'s production of Blue Window (1990).

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I suggest checking out my friend, Bill Marrs... before it is too late.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student saw a sage by a field.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to enlightenment?"
Said the master: "When the tree is driven by the bird, then there shall be complete enlightenment."
Then, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe