Catfish's Web Junk

Get a life, not a lifestyle.


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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dissembling flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gleeking fly-bitten boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New Underwater Swimming Pool for Petunia-Bunch! 
From Mattel! 
In stores now! 
Some assembly required.  

Cheers,
joe