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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a disciple was walking by a field when he met a master. Said the student to the master: "How can I come to know fulfillment?" Said the master: "When the day is overcome by the branch, then there shall be sunset." With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
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