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Word-of-the-Moment:
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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 40:
"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! Based upon TRUE events... *** Ark of the Paranormal Vixens *** With the Scary Second Feature *** Queen of the Angry Worms *** You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!
Cheers,
joe