jprovo's Mutating Web Junk

The average Joe is getting damn impatient with petty special interest politics when there's an entire cosmos to be swept clean by fire.

-Bob the Angry Flower


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puny fen-sucked malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish giglet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Catfish Fact Number 16:
His initials are the FAA code for Pickens County Airport in Jasper (GA), which he has never visited.

"HTTP: Hellishly Tiny TCP Packets"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out Current Weather Conditions in the CSL, NOW!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You'll wait in line for Minutes for:
 Weasel-Skin Bathing Suit for Meganaut Captain Slaughter!
From Ohio ArtCorp's Burgess Meredith League line. 
Some restrictions apply.  

Cheers,
joe