Joe's Perpetually Growing Web Crap

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number 6:
He has nothing to do with Xyrem's active pharmacutical ingredent sodium oxybate, despite it being known as JZP-6.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Rippin' it up next Sunday - 
Metric White Penis 
with TLY 
and Randee's Faucet!!

Tonight at Worcester State College!
 Tick Femmes
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Yo Yo Ma (of 2 Massive 2 Cease-and-Desist)!

For their big Reunion Show this Spring - 
HoopyTones 
with Fury Against The Automobile 
and Waltham Rockabilly Shop!!

Fairlightist, looking to jam with.
Experienced in skronk, rhythm&blues,
and classical.  I like space music, especially
Mice Having Sex.
Call Brak at  (454) 555-6323.

Cheers,
joe