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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The KRad Boy Tribute Band needs Guitarist. We play big band, heavily influenced by Priest, Dolby ProLogic-II Celebrities, and Furious Grrrrlz. Contact Thelma at (216) 555-8391. | Judge Katrina Oreo shakin' the foundations with the masters of speeddeath metal: The Glosstones |
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