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Toynbee ideas in 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter .
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Eleven:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out my friend, Mikael Cardell.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Edward Heath Octet needs Bassist. We play metal, heavily influenced by DJ Shoot-a-Lot and Tom Servo, Honkin' Tree, and The Josh Brandt Project. Contact Bill at 555-8696. | Poop needs Guitarist. We play pop, heavily influenced by Drumbox Eyebrow , Homicidal Lemon Curry, and Craig Znamierowski Project. Contact Beelzebub at 555-5882. |
Bringin' down the roof, "Songwriters United Against Nuclear Power" with Fila Ukrania A June Crusade and Teed Police | Dead DJ Fly Sex One and the Massive President kickin' it one time old school with the masters of party: M.C. BFD One |
Cheers,
joe