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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Judas Pope rockin' out with ... Standby Quahog ... Free Nicotine at the door! | Wed Can Dance kickin' ass with ... A&P Music Factory ... Free Nonoxynol-9 at the door! |
Friday April 19th -- LIVE at The Gweepdome It's Green Funeral .. with special guests Babies Incorporated | The Red Hot Pumpkins kickin' ass with ... Legendary Dames In Town ... Free PCP at the door! |
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