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"Any sufficeintly large application of caffeine is indistinguishable from happiness."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at JFK Jr. High Auditorium! GHW Bush's Ballgag with a special solo a capella performance by M.C. Eye (of The Posing Wrists)! | --- FlyChoads --- Will Play at These Places: 7/4 Stonehenge 6/5 WICN's Studio Call 555-7322 for more info! |
Live at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel!
Oh-My-God-ning CZ101
with
Imps In Town!
Chickens on XTacy!
and HoopyTones!
| Denny's extended set this Saturday. Seven hours of Sorbatel |
Cheers,
joe