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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 3:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Silver Grrrrl needs Sound Person. We play speed metal, heavily influenced by Thin Tapir, Madame Board, and Happy Hamsterface. Contact Elvis at 555-2902. | Keep Gray needs Sound Woman. We play trip-hop, heavily influenced by Maim Your Warden, Altar Boy Position, and Friggin' Giant. Contact Reginald at 555-8308. |
You won't want to miss this evening's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! Downy Boyzzz Down Six Blocks Loop KoalaFishMutantBirdie Bat and the Family Cinder The Artist Formerly Known as Steve Richardson Rocking Cure DJ Fly Groove Five and the Buggin' Citizen . . . with Yo Yo Ma taking a cannonball in the gut! | The Red Elephant extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of The Posing Stones |
Cheers,
joe