JZP's Web Site

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Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou crook-pated flirt-gill, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puking knotty-pated whey-face, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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I recommend visiting the web-based online game Lost and you visit the web-based online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You'll wait in line for Weeks for:
 Artiste Sidekick for Spamming Darth Vader!
From Norton's John "Q" Todd Corvette line. 
Not suitable for children under six.  

Cheers,
joe