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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 1000:
"Unless adherence is automated, a standard is useless."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting my friend, Steve Richardson.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this year's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Tiny Raccoonny The Gweeping Teeth Mary in Handcuffs HooSoo Dolls Hot-swap Chicken . . . with Forbidden Donut Taking weirdos! | Headlining an all ages show, "Friggin' Youth" with Rhonda's Big Big Gut Heep Fuck-me-dead Red and Supervisor Blaster |
Nickel Division jammin' with ... Babies with Horkin' Choads ... Free PCP at the door! | Will Play at These Clubs: 6/19 Astro Subs 5/10 The Boston Garden |
Cheers,
joe