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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Seven:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Decepticons from The Moon Claim: "Allen Funt Was One of Us."
Cheers,
joe