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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Twenty:
""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Moe's! Poove Orchestra with a special solo a capella performance by Bob Vila (of Bill Brasky Project)! | You won't want to miss next evening's Woodstock Eight! FIVE BANDS! Cleo and Cleo Katrina's Cello Stooge Dogface Big Red Prong Porno Stars . . . with live demos of body piercing by Thelonius Dunk! |
Koala Style needs Drummer. We play goth, heavily influenced by Numerous Big Fleets, Malformed Pandas, and Hissing Dairy Cows. Contact Brak at 555-4852. | Astro Subs extended set this Thursday. Six hours of M.C. KRad Loop One |
Cheers,
joe