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Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Thirteen:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss next year's Newport Jazz Festival! FIVE BANDS! Thunder Toothbrush Smoke Signals to Madonna Worcester Water Quackery Posse the Sperm Whales . . . with S&M Liederhosen available at the concessions! Call 555-2771 for tickets! | Rhonda's FB-01 Laiteuben Altspanzeit Philharmonic rockin' out with the masters of hardcore: Aluminum Choad |
Jake & Earl's Roadhouse extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of Z.Z. Pop | Scott's Rectangles performing for the first time with the masters of speednew wave: Malformed Gods |
Cheers,
joe