Joe "Crimson" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Quidquid Latine dictum sit, Altum viditur.


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Three:
He has nine new lives every day!

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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The PMS
 tearin' it up with ...
Blue Grrrrl
 ... Free Nutrasweet at the door!

Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
 Broken Kids
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Steve Richardson (of SiouxSoo Dolls)!

Shakin' the foundations, "Primus"
 with
The Unclehood
Missionary Violation
 and Annoyed Tapioca Pudding
Call 555-4479 for tickets!

Tonight at Flood Control Dam #3!
 Minister
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Tom Servo (of Ruby Glaubner's Disease)!

Cheers,
joe