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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Ellsworth 11!
L&L Big Band Loom
with
Downy Flame (U.K.)!
The John Trussell Tribute Band!
and Surfing Works!
Call 555-3915 for tickets!
| Are Scheduled To Play at These Cafes: 10/22 The Lower Wedge 12/2 Alice's Bar 6/5 Ping's Garden |
Destroy Your Manager headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... The Artist Formerly Known as M.C. Eye ... Free M&M's at the door! | Keyboardist, looking for an opening. Experienced in rhythm&blues, skronk, and beat. I like synth-avant-garde, especially Rabidland. Call Roger at 555-7708. |
Cheers,
joe