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Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Well-known Joe Fact Number 407:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Coming SOON to this Theatre... An Action-Packed TRUE story! *** X-Ray Eyes of the Barbaric Goddess *** With Lassie! Also *** Sledge-O-Matic of the Brazen Gerbils *** Definitely NOT for the Weak of Mind!!
Cheers,
joe