jprovo's Mutating Web Crap

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty knotty-pated vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank full-gorged pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

  ***  Massive Titanium ***
Will Play at These Bumpin' Clubs:
10/18          JFK Jr. High Auditorium 
11/13          The Greendale Mall 
11/27          Moe's 
Call  (665) 555-5164 for more info!

You won't want to miss next weekend's Gweepapalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Velvetland
Tot Men's Epileptic Orchestra
Ed Zeppelin
Teep Violet
Thunder Raid
 . . . with the vicious Yo Yo Ma!
Call 555-6378 for tickets!

Appearing for one time only, "The Phyllite Platoon"
 with
Vice President Black
Telecaster Protest
 and The Yellou Kubricks

Wednesday March 9th -- LIVE at D.B. McPtomaine's 
It's Computer
 .. with special guests Emperor Roger Message

Cheers,
joe