Joe "Crimson" Provo's Transforming Web Page

I often wonder what I'm worth
But I won't take shit from you or anyone

-Mission Of Burma


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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou wayward clotpole, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou weedy elf-skinned fustilarian, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "ESP Provider"

Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Five-Hundred:
He played Greiver in MW Rep's production of Blue Window (1990).

"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Keyboardist, looking to jam with.
Experienced in thrash, speed metal,
and disco.  I like sound, especially
Thin Dog.
Call Mary at  (342) 555-3504.

Live at The Cove!
 Hoover
 with
Nun Position!
  The Paul McCartney Tribute Band!
    and The Exploding Gems!

White Dames
 kickin' ass with
 the masters of speedindustrial:
Dudes Without Shoes

Thelonius Dunk and Nick Danger
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of speed metal:
Clinton's Vibrator

Cheers,
joe