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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Terminology abuse.
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Three:
"The only way I want money from a venture capitalist is holding them up at gunpoint."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out New Ways Of Thinking and checking out the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Forty-Eight Years For Murderous Bazooka Murderer. "I Would Do It Again" Says William Shatner.
Cheers,
joe