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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Fleet Center extended set this Friday. Two hours of The Spigot Choir Call (697) 555-5899 for tickets! | Cucamunga's Autumnfest extended set this Saturday. Five hours of Missionary Position |
Surround Sound Allstars playing their last show with ... The KKK | Sopping Giant rockin' the house with the masters of honky tonk: Molest the Butcher |
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