jprovo's Heroic Web Crap

The average Joe is getting damn impatient with petty special interest politics when there's an entire cosmos to be swept clean by fire.

-Bob the Angry Flower


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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 900:
He has partied with the Stony Brook Literary Underground since they invaded FNORD-L (aka bit.listserv.fnord-l) in 1992. It is all in the name of modern literature.

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Might I suggest checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company and you visit the web-based online game Urban Dead... before it is too late.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
MP3 release party next weekend - 
The Kinky Blue Carpets 
with Boosi 
and Hypodermic Needle!!
Call 555-8380 for tickets!

Vocalist, looking for a working band.
Experienced in speedglam, rockabilly,
and folk.  I like gospel, especially
Wastebasket.
Call Gnobert at 555-4000.

Tonight at Astro Subs!
 High Fidelity Bitchin'Stars
 with a special solo Crystal Pepsi-induced performance by
Seann Ives (of The TR606 BlowGophers)!
Call 555-3418 for tickets!

Takin' the stage this year - 
The Posing Eyeballs 
with Tread Balloon 
and Rug Rats 2 Women!!

Cheers,
joe