Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Crap

Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fawning folly-fallen lewdster, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou reeky reeling-ripe doghearted pigeon-egg, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.

Little-known JZP Fact Number Ten:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Erstwhile Paisley Orchids
 united for the first time on stage with ...
Overlord Druid and the Blake Rug Rats

  !!!  Teed Stalactite !!!
Are Scheduled To Play at These Happening Stages:
4/23          U.H. Friday's  
8/27          Mary's Auditorium 
Call 555-4964 for more info!

Tonight at The Bean Counter!
 The Downy Yellow Ratios
 with a special solo folky performance by
M.C. Escher (of Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty FunkyTones)!
Call 555-2573 for tickets!

Tornado Against The Television
 bringin' down the roof with
 the masters of disco:
Bitchin' Chicken

Cheers,
joe