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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-trivial

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight-Thousand:
His favorite colour is black.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Bringin' down the roof this year - 
The Nephewhood 
with Inspiral Rug Rats 
and The Wrist Poots!!

Massive Toad Doorknob needs Keyboardist.
We play disco-polka, heavily influenced by
The Punkees,
The Plastic Red Tricks,
and Rocking Butt.  Contact Mary at  (598) 555-6665.

Tonight at Astro Subs!
 HooClue Dolls
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
M.C. Pilot-a-Lot (of Babes for Eris)!

Live at Durgin Hall!
 Micro Gatory
 with
Destroy Moms!
  Rabbi Position (U.K.)!
    and Peevedland!

Cheers,
joe