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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Ralph's!
Shooting Smartfood
with
Presbyter Violation!
The Boston Questioners!
and Stone Cathedral Fighters!
Call 555-9117 for tickets!
| The WeePee's needs Reverb-player. We play beat-grunge, heavily influenced by Defying Slime Molds, Chicken Feynman, and Sleep-Deprived Gazelles. Contact Brak at 555-6926. |
Drummer, looking for a working band. Experienced in music, thrash, and filk. I like honky tonk, especially Chicken Monocles. Call Floyd at (295) 555-0923. | Cateye the Teed Koala takin' the stage with the masters of synth-pop: St00pid Cathedral |
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