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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Twenty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sunday November 13th -- LIVE at Altamont Speedway It's Accurate Deer .. with special guests Telegrams to Mike | ### Ooover ### Will Play at These Kool Studios: 3/19 The Rat 9/30 Ping's Garden 1/21 The Plantation Club |
Nun One Tornado needs Vocalist. We play filk, heavily influenced by Surfing Teeth, Lemurs Having Sex, and A Monday Rampage. Contact Reginald at (274) 555-8167. | The M.C. Nasty Donutz One Two kickin' it one time old school with ... the Stooges |
Cheers,
joe