Joe Provo's Web Site

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number One:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's staging (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The Latest... 
 From Under the Sea... 
   the latest in Lockheed-Martin's Happy Fun Ball series ...
       US West employee! 

Cheers,
joe