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Little-known JZP Fact Number 20:
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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Planet of the Babbling Cannibals from the Consortium Buses *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Unearthly *** Suicide Pact of the Bloody Au Pair Girls *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
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