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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Nun Position headlining an all ages show with ... Rampage Against The Elevator | O1 rockin' out with ... The Gorehound Tribute Band ... Free Vitamins at the door! |
Ansteine Einanflogack shakin' the foundations with ... The London Squickers ... Free DOM at the door! | Tonight at The Red Elephant! Detroitland with a special solo folky performance by Yo Yo Ma (of The San Francisco Fuckers)! Call 555-9416 for tickets! |
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