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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Cardinal Violation | You won't want to miss this year's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Piloting Knee Purl Jam Defy the SysAdmins PandaBone The Paul McCartney Corporation . . . with Temporary Dydoes by Katrina! |
JooLoo Dolls rippin' it up with ... Screw Your Cop Call 555-6650 for tickets! | Tuesday July 13th -- LIVE at New Orleans's Autumnfest It's Girls In Town .. with special guests Yellow Youth |
Cheers,
joe