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-Bauhaus


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Abalative

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Ninety:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Playing a benefit concert next Fall - 
Filk Rally 
with Hot-swap Sheep 
and Ruthless Flu!!

Live at Denny's!
 Bunch of Bees
 with
Toothbrush Arm!
  The Hot Pumpkins!
    and The Mighty Mighty Crosstones!

Shakin' the foundations, "German Industrial Giants: Abuestwort Heisswachscheissgeubteubzuegwald"
 with
Primus
DMC
 and Joonie and the Stooges
Call  (268) 555-3257 for tickets!

Honkin' Raccoonny
 bringin' down the roof with ...
Run DTR

Cheers,
joe