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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Guitarist, looking to jam with. Experienced in baroque, honky tonk, and death metal. I like music, especially Surround Sound Super-Stars. Call Mike at 555-1764. | United for the first time on stage, "Reginald in Ropes" with Massive Bee DefTones and Gaggle of Dogs |
Fled Blimp performing for the first time with the masters of ragtime: Group of Werewolves | Tuesday July 17th -- LIVE at Worcester Technical Institute It's DJ Bitchin' Heat Ten .. with special guests Oshkosh Blues Works |
Cheers,
joe