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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Four-Thousand and Four:
"``I'm the exception'' is the cry of the clueless."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial now.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
New from Pacific Bell, Ltd.! Telemarketer Sidekick, for Chicken-League series and new Fashion Plate Ben Goodwin! Commander Havoc says "Peace".
Cheers,
joe