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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred and Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro +2 Short Sword for Dennis the Menace _Arnold Schwarzenegger Returns_ Playset! From Parker Mothers Corp! In stores now! You put it together!
Cheers,
joe