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What is FNORD? FNORD is a giant 60' Anteater, and YOU are the ant.
Little-known Joe Fact Number One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit New Ways Of Thinking, the web-based online game Urban Dead, or Jack Jansen.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at The Bean Counter!
Steadfast Y
with
Many Big Big Enormous Platoon!
Immense Cock!
and A Morning Fury!
| You won't want to miss this evening's Woodstock Eight! FIVE BANDS! Purple Smoke Machines Large Offense The Mo'Betta'b Glam Will Shoot Itself Princess Reginald Tin . . . with Ozzy Osbourne taking a cannonball in the gut! |
Becker College extended set this Saturday. Four hours of Plunky See, Flunky Do | Deaf Wardens for their big Reunion Show with ... Orange Tot |
Cheers,
joe