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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Twenty:
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Might I suggest checking out the online game Lost or visiting the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for Halloween - from Lockheed-Martin Group Fourth Husband for Heroin-addicted Colonel Death! From IZXCorp Corp's KoalaFishMutantBird-League line. Contains small parts.
Cheers,
joe