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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 8:
"YOU are TERRIFIED of your own potential! Don't be weak - REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! Your pinkness funds TERRORISM; beat it by living for you, not THEM!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam or checking out the browser-based game Urban Dead, NOW!
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Radical Artiste Sidekick for Hello Larry _Special Edition_ Playset! From SRI! In stores now!
Cheers,
joe