Joe's Nigh-Unbearable Web Louou

Don't place faith in human beings
human beings are unreliable things

-Machines of Loving Grace


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou reeky beef-witted giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou loggerheaded earth-vexing boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 800:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"Some are born to gooberdom, some have gooberdom thrust upon them, and some run fanatically into the slavering maw of the Goober God to become the Big Kahuna Goober."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Big Corporal Mutilation Burps!  New, from Hasbro. 

Cheers,
joe