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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Usage of acronyms without awareness of their expansion, and adding a word out of the acronym (usually the last) to whatever is said, viz: "PIN Number"
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Twenty-One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Ripping the roof off this weekend - the Boys with People for Santa Claus and The DNS!! | Fulfilling their contractual obligation next year - Burros Having Sex with The Steve Richardson Society and Teed Honey Mustard & Onion Sourdough Pretzel!! |
You won't want to miss this Friday's L-O-L-A-palooza! FIVE BANDS! Shitting Mosque Archbishop Violation Downy Chicken Pox Blast Moms Alice's Big Enormous Anus . . . with live demos of body piercing by Ben Goodwin! | Rock Stars performing for the first time with ... Intimidation Passover ... Free Human Ashes at the door! Call 555-1750 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe