Joe "Catfish" Provo's Shifting Web Pages

"That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die."

-HP Lovecraft

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou beslubbering hedge-born varlot, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled rude-growing bum-bailey, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

???OTHERQUOTES???

I recommend that you hop over to the web-based online game Lost or you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

You won't want to miss this evening's Lollapalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
The Lemuria Thrashers
U1
Ginseng
Big Metric Throe
We Could Be Shirts
 . . . with S&M Liederhosen available at the concessions!

Keanu Reeves and Nick Danger
 for their big Reunion Show with
 the masters of polka:
Casiotone Thumb 

Tonight at The Lower Wedge!
 Broken Bad Hair Day
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Bill Brasky (of Screw Your God)!

  <<<  Prince Feynman Sperm Whale >>>
Will Be Appearing at These KRad Bars:
1/22          The Boston Garden 
10/8          Steve's House 
5/16          Astro Subs 
9/1          Naked Tim's Living Room 
10/13          Your Village's Bandstand 
9/11          The Iron Horse Pub 
3/25          Store Twenty-Four On Highland 
10/4          The Fleet Center

Cheers,
joe