Joe "Catfish" Provo's Unfolding Page

I Don't Wanna Be a Pinhead No More

-The Ramones


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Thirteen:
He attended Worcester Polytechnic Institute

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

You'll wait in line for Seasons for:
 Corbomite Device for Gambling Porsche Figurine  
Some restrictions apply.  

Cheers,
joe