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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 2:
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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a young seeker encountered a wise master by the river. "Oh Master," said the student, "How can I come to know full wisdom?" The master struck the student with a stick. Meditating months on this, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe