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A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Thirty:
He used to hang out and perform at the original Worcester Artists' Group on Harlow Street in Worcester, Massachusetts.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Super Saver Special movie:

   A Sphincter-Clenching TRUE story!

  *** Alien Sidehackers from Transylvania ***

   And You'll Also See the Scary

   *** Secret Laboratory of the Barbaric Amazons ***

   Filmed in Repuls-O-Rama!

Cheers,
joe