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Burn Your Money

-Mojo Nixon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou frothy sheep-biting nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou clouted dismal-dreaming measle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Totally Random JZP Fact Number 67:
He has been involved with The Phone Company since 1992. An experiment in remote printing, it is a free global email-to-fax system.

"When I strike a match, a thousand forest fires END!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Adventure Movie Fans!

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Downfall of the Strange Blanchmange ***

   And don't miss River Phoenix's last role in

   *** Shock of the Angry Hillbillies ***

   Cocaine WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe