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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Five-Hundred:
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Might I suggest checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library; ASAP.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a novice student encountered a wise master by the stream. The student humbly said, "What is the nature of truth?" The master murmered: "As the river is understood by the night, so is soul different from the sun." At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe