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I've lost wisdom for salad.

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Gweeps hate spam!

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting the web-based online game Urban Dead or checking out Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Monday November 17th -- LIVE at The Rose Bowl
It's Mother Claymore
 .. with special guests Froover

Keyboardist, looking for an opening.
Experienced in gospel, rhythm&blues,
and trance.  I like folk, especially
The Mighty Mighty Hosstones.
Call Dave at  (544) 555-7937.

You won't want to miss this evening's WPI Quadfest!

FIVE BANDS!
Violet Doorknobs
The Fuzzbox Society
Quintus
Arc
Gnobert's Blackberry
 . . . with a chance to see Ben Hutchins swallow Seven Slugs live! 
Call 555-3425 for tickets!

Kickin' it one time old school, "Thunder Yellow Pee-Pee"
 with
Run TBD
DJ Acid and the Illin' Colonel
 and Several Big Corporations

Cheers,
joe