The Catfish's Shifting Site

A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think they are the only person who can save the ship.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou pribbling coxcomb, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou errant earth-vexing pumpion, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam. Plain and simple

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred and Two:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Current... 
 From Downtown... 
   the latest in OS Walker's Happy Fun Ball series ...
       Lydia Lunch!

Cheers,
joe