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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 42:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Frenzy of the Plutonium Majorettes *** And don't miss Bela Lugosi's last role in *** Throne of the Unspeakable Morons *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Repuls-O-Vision!!!
Cheers,
joe