"Catfish" Joe's Pages

Don't place faith in human beings
human beings are unreliable things

-Machines of Loving Grace


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clouted rump-fed earth-vexing boar-pig, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled pottle-deep horn-beast, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-obvious

Little-known Crimson Fact Number 60:
He co-directed and co-produced MW Repertory Theatre's version of Killing "Bob" (1990). This was the World Premiere of this Brooks Carruthers SubGenius play.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Aztec Miss. Manager! New from Parker Sisters, Ltd..  
Still legal in five states!  

Cheers,
joe