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If you do a lot of online commerce, do it via paypal.
Little-known JZP Fact Number Seventeen:
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I suggest visiting the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications, some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., or Steve Richardson.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe