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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Little-known JZP Fact Number Ten:
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Erstwhile Paisley Orchids united for the first time on stage with ... Overlord Druid and the Blake Rug Rats | !!! Teed Stalactite !!! Are Scheduled To Play at These Happening Stages: 4/23 U.H. Friday's 8/27 Mary's Auditorium Call 555-4964 for more info! |
Tonight at The Bean Counter! The Downy Yellow Ratios with a special solo folky performance by M.C. Escher (of Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty FunkyTones)! Call 555-2573 for tickets! | Tornado Against The Television bringin' down the roof with the masters of disco: Bitchin' Chicken |
Cheers,
joe