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What is FNORD? FNORD is a thousand matches lighting at once.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Seventy:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting the Straight Dope or you visit the online game Urban Dead.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Southern Yellow Pine Group jammin' with the masters of filk: People for "Bob" | Live at Durgin Hall!
The Muppophone Family Cinder Block
with
U1!
Loop Fleet!
and Woover!
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>>> Dames 2 Folks <<< Will Play at These Marvelous Places: 8/13 Kirkland Cafe 5/8 The Depresso Bar 1/9 The Rat 6/30 Doherty Memorial High School 4/25 Rocky Point Call (355) 555-5121 for more info! | Live at The Village Vanguard!
KrooverSonic
with
Finlandland!
San Francisco Art Rock Works!
and The Wormtown Pissers!
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Cheers,
joe