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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Twenty lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend checking out New Ways Of Thinking, the online game Urban Dead, or netcowboy.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One fine evening, a precocious student was walking by a field when she saw a master. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to joy?" The master murmered: "As the mind is close to the breath, so is sunrise over the motion." With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe