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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 200:
"Cisco makes a great swiss army knife. Unfortunately you never know which way the blade will open."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting my friend, Mikael Cardell right away!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Orb tearing down the walls with the masters of ambient: Shot Butchers | Tonight at Elm Park! PooDoo Dolls with a special solo hypnotic performance by Happy Ben (of Enormital)! |
Rockin' out this year - Sadness Platoon with The Detroit Talkers and One Yard Fasteners!! | For their big Reunion Show, "Shooting Groinolas" with The Lowell Defiers AK-47s for Peep Show and Z.Z. Cop |
Cheers,
joe