Joseph Z Provo's Heroic Junk

Absolutum obsoletum.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 44:
/* He has been jprovo at gnu.ai.mit.edu since 1990.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from Parker Mothers, Ltd.!
 Retro Day-Glo Yellow Hellfire Missile for Steve Reeves Gunk! 
Contains small parts.  

Cheers,
joe