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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Sixty:
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I suggest that you hop over to the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or you visit Christine Jesensky.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for St. Tibb's Day: Krakatoa Playset for Swinging Victor Borge Action Figure
Cheers,
joe