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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 7:
"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting New Ways Of Thinking.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Astro Subs!
Goop Bee Dog
with
The Artist Formerly Known as Noah Vawter!
The Polycarbonate Gold!
and Telegrams to Reginald!
| The Artist Formerly Known as Steamy Mulch takin' the stage with ... Overwomen for The Great Pumpkin |
=*= Lobsters Having Sex =*= Will Play at These Buggin' Clubs: 5/20 Goddard Library Lot 7/31 Bison County Call 555-6452 for more info! | Performing for the first time, "Run WTF" with Minister Position Crack Cocaine and DOKOOKY Call (863) 555-7482 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe