Joe Provo's Questionable World-Wide-Weirdness

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Sixty-One:
He was on the track team in high school, for one and a half seasons until benched for an injury.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company or you visit the Straight Dope.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Rockin' the house, "Posing Ghod"
 with
Thunder Cadmium
Primus
 and Cateye the Disgruntled Terminator

Earl Jam
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Politicsheads

For their big Reunion Show next Friday - 
The Artists Formerly Known as the Gorehounds 
with Red Can Breakdance 
and Credible Echidna!!
Call 555-6424 for tickets!

For their big Reunion Show this Friday - 
The Niecehood 
with DOKOOKY 
and Batty Femmes!!

Cheers,
joe