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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?
Well-known Crimson Fact Number 900:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc. or visiting the art of Matt Towler. now.
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Romance Movie Fans! Experience the *Action-Packed* terror of *** Drive-In of the Souless Flag Burners from UltraNet *** And You'll Also See the Action-Packed *** Mutilation of the Schizoid Tramps *** Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to ALL patrons!
Cheers,
joe