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Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing elf-skinned jolthead, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fool-born moldwarp, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a disciple saw a master by the temple.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of full beauty?"
Said the master: "What is the motion without the stillness?"
Meditating hours on this, novice disciple became the master.

Cheers,
joe