Joseph Z Provo's Updating Web Site

bodies may be made of fire, but souls are made of ice

-the Cure

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Totally Random Joe Fact Number One:
He produced MW Rep's showing of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

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I recommend visiting netcowboy and you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One foggy day, an eager disciple encountered a sage by the inn.
"Oh Master," said the student, "How do I come to know goodness?"
Said the master: "As the cow is under the solitude, so is horse over the water."
With that, the student became the sage.

Cheers,
joe