Joseph Z Provo's Shifting World-Wide-Weirdness

Stay away from morons, idiots and psychotic people.

-Jerry Casale


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou droning bat-fowling bum-bailey, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish rude-growing lewdster, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

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I suggest that you hop over to the Pitch Drop Experiment live webcam.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Ms. Sanitation Engineer! New from Mattel.  
Yogi and BooBoo beg you, "We need your Help, please!  We're captive in Strikebusters Hall of Evil!" 

Cheers,
joe