Joseph Z Provo's Shifting Web Page

I've got explosions where I used to eyes.

-The Faraway Places

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One fine evening, a disciple saw a master by the temple.
The student approached the master, and said: "How do I acquire knowledge?"
The master answered: "A ball in the stream."
In that moment, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe