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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | M.C. Super-Kewl needs Vocalist. We play blues, heavily influenced by Folks Without Ties, The Lukewarm Peaches, and Micro Dog. Contact Billy Bob at 555-7696. | Tonight at S.H. Foodees ! Tape Deck Ankle with a special solo unplugged performance by Steve Griffin (of Hippoeye the Miffed Bug)! |
Fulfilling their contractual obligation, "Good Ol'land" with Moist Imps Left at the Next Light Girls Etc. and Iggy Pop Sextet | Tonight at UNH! Fly with a special solo acoustic performance by Steve Reeves (of Accurate Quahog)! |
Cheers,
joe