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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Nineteen:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Wednesday May 29th -- LIVE at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
It's Steel Transforms to Zinc
 .. with special guests Reginald's Carrot

  -#-  The L.A. Defiers -#-
Will Play at These Stages:
11/29          The Centrum 
11/26          BioSphere 
11/1          Anna Maria College

Feral Girlies
 LP release party with ...
909 Nation
 ... Free Pseudo-Ephedrine at the door!

Watch City Brewery extended set this Saturday.
 Seven hours of Defy Your Big Brother
Call  (372) 555-3284 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe