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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 100:
"Of course in the post Xday world, the ONLY useful currency will be ours. The "Bob" Buck, Slack Silver, Connie Crown, and Yeti Yen will be the only thing accepted by Xist bankers (other than Pink pelts, though that is a bit rustic...)"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at a Theatre NEAR YOU: The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Worshippers of the Burning Apes *** With Zippy the Wonder Zombie! Also *** Lost Continent of the Wrestling Maniacs *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Heart-Pounding conclusion!
Cheers,
joe