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- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Lead Can Breakdance DVD-A release party with ... Margo's Watermelon ... Free Beef Tallow at the door! | Tonight at The Plantation Club! Beta Version 101 with a special solo acoustic performance by Eric Dolphy (of Group of Fish)! |
The Steve Griffin Three rippin' it up with ... Grateful Jed Call 555-0218 for tickets! | Durgin Hall extended set this Thursday. Seven hours of The Ear Poots |
Cheers,
joe