Joseph Z Provo's Frequently Shifting Web Crap

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou weedy weather-bitten pumpion, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dankish pox-marked jolthead, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest visiting GweepCo, NOW!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Low Budget Movie Fans!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Highway of the SubGenius Ants from E-15 ***

   And Mickey Rooney Returns as "Eddie" in

   *** Village of the Electric Ectoplasm ***

   BANNED in 10 Countries!

Cheers,
joe