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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "fsck" as an expletive replacement. Firstly, fsck is a Good Thing that will save your bacon as a system administrator at some point, not something to be considered foul. Secondly, just say fuck; what - think a little word will eat your mind?
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Two:
"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Fantasy Movie Fans! SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Battle for the Frozen Farmers *** And don't miss Vincent Price's last role in *** Blasphemy of the Desperate Cobras *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Smell-O-Vision... you can tell quality when it smells!!!
Cheers,
joe
