Joseph Z Provo's Durn Web lou-WOW!

A lie for a lie
A truth for a truth
and I've nothing left to lose
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

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Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 200:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend visiting Burn All GIFs!, the web-based online game Lost , or the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Maelstrom of the Psychotic Accountants ***

   With the Unearthly Co-Feature

   *** Invincible Aliens ***

   Free Wet-naps will be given to the first 20 people!

Cheers,
joe