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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Experience the *Spine-Tingling* terror of *** Hors d'Oeuvres of the Atomic Wenches *** With the Unearthly Co-Feature *** Death Scream of the Berserk Bimbos *** M&M's WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
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