Catfish's Nigh-Uncachable World-Wide-Weirdness

Waiter there's a terrorist in my soup!

-LARD


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou reeling-ripe whey-face, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Little-known Joe Fact Number 5:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student came upon an old master by a large tree.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the soul of a man?"
Said the master: "What is the hand without the water?"
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe