"Catfish" Joe's Web Site

Critical thinking is patriotic.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Non-parody Top-Ten lists. I don't CARE about anyone's popularity rankings of ANYTHING.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Two-Hundred and Seven:
He has partied with the Stony Brook Literary Underground since they invaded FNORD-L (aka bit.listserv.fnord-l) in 1992. It is all in the name of modern literature.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Horror Movie Fans!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Spell of the Frozen Mutants ***

   With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also

   *** Defiance of the Goldfish ***

   Filmed in Repuls-O-Rama!

Cheers,
joe