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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Fifty-Eight:
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I suggest checking out Ian Heavens Memorial and you visit the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student met a sage by the inn. The student humbly said, "How can I acquire awareness?" Said the master: "As the man is in the silence, so is motion around the stick." After puzzling over this for years, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe