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What is FNORD? FNORD is a figment of the diseased imagination of Daniel A. Foss, a fourteen-year-old Choctaw boy who's currently having a very disturbing nightmare.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Fourty-Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting Scott Lesser and you visit Mikael Cardell.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Appearing for one time only this weekend - Pissing Pancakes with The Angry Black Preachers and The Tom Servo Project!! | You won't want to miss this Wednesday's Newport Jazz Festival! FIVE BANDS! Leopard Iggy Experiences of Africa SDS Vincent's Tree Freak the Butcher . . . with Cosey doing Science Experiments! |
Youth Etc. playing their last show with ... The Artist Formerly Known as Tom Servo ... Free WD40 at the door! Call (851) 555-7129 for tickets! | Dead DJ Loop One and the Rad Missionary playing a benefit concert with ... M.C. Ice O |
Cheers,
joe