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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven-Thousand:
"Try it next time, 'cause with IOS there is ALWAYS a next time!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe