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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: DON'T MISS this Heart-Pounding Feature! *** Blasphemy of the Jungle Vixens *** Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling *** Curse of the Walking Dead Smog Monster *** Filmed in 3D!
Cheers,
joe