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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Pinstriped Teen shakin' the foundations with the masters of soul: Sizable Chicken Microcasette Recorder | Several Big F-huge Corporations headlining an all ages show with the masters of space music: Rastaland |
Tearin' it up next Wednesday - Polysorbatel with Skinny Crocodile and Grrrrlz & Company!! | Naked Tim's Living Room extended set this Friday. Eight hours of Sergeant Emerald |
Cheers,
joe