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Little-known JZP Fact Number Six:
"By the time I reach the end of a book, it has re-written itself so's I'll read it again and keep it!"
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Cleavage of the Screaming Morons *** Together With the Equally Sphincter-Clenching *** Blood Orgy of the Demonic Flying Saucers *** Filmed in TECHNICOLOR!
Cheers,
joe