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What is FNORD? FNORD is that annoying bit of popcorn stuck in your teeth distracting you from the movie.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 740:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe