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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Ten:
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I recommend that you hop over to the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Maas-Neotek! Retro Attack Tank for Steve Griffin Timpani!
Cheers,
joe