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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "authoring". You don't do "paintering" or "scultpering", you "paint", "sculpt" and "write". Get over it.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 1:
"Economics is a thin veneer of math over an imperfect understanding of group psychology."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Ripping the roof off, "Jed Can Dance" with Mojo Nixon and the Stooges Many Fat Emporea and Perimeter | Red Rocks extended set this Thursday. Two hours of Z.Z. Klop |
Abwaldienwachan Uebergeubde rockin' the house with the masters of jazz: Dames GmbH | Flunky See, Trunky Do tearing down the walls with ... Siouxjie (U.K.) |
Cheers,
joe