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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number 6:
""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Feynman's Auditorium extended set this Thursday. Three hours of Forward with Princes | You won't want to miss next weekend's Live AID! FIVE BANDS! Honky Tonk Should Damn Itself Diphallic Buffalo Toad Dave Katrina's Harmonica Loogie Z.Z. Clop . . . with Eve doing a Magic Act with Elton John |
You won't want to miss this weekend's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Chemical Sons Front 511 Girl Women's Deaf Corporation New Rug Rats Sizable Mosquito Doorknob . . . with Eve riding the Tilt-a-Whirl 5 Times! | Monday October 7th -- LIVE at The New York Brewery It's The Disappointingly Boss .. with special guests The Television Fleet |
Cheers,
joe