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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 7:
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Might I suggest visiting Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere and visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: Experience the *Scary* terror of *** Destruction of the Zombie Geeky Roommates *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Bone-Chilling *** Spell of the Bionic Parasites from the Center of the Earth *** Mountain Dew WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe