jprovo's Growing Web Grunk

I have a gun in my head
I'm invisible
I can't find the ice

-Throwing Muses


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What is FNORD? FNORD generates dangerous lint buildup, explosion hazard.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
He attended James Monroe High School in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

"I AM your imaginary friend Derek, the real Derek and every Derek there ever was - Hell, I'm Bo Derek!"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One evening, a novice disciple was walking by the well when she encountered a sage.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to virtue?"
The master murmered: "What is the cow without the silence?"
At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe