Joseph Z Provo's Accreting Junk

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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Six-Hundred and Nine:
He is a member of the National Forensics Society. He took second place in a Virginia statewide competition for dramatic reading interpretation.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Ripping the roof off next Wednesday - 
Dad Damner 
with Rug Rat Men's Senile Revue 
and Stalagmite Sanctuary Gweeps!!

Kickin' it one time old school this year - 
A March March 
with TIK 
and TNHVG!!

A Morning Assault
 fulfilling their contractual obligation with ...
Horkin' Blue Cock

  <<<  Chemical Sock Hop >>>
Will Be Appearing at These Scrumpdillicious Stages:
2/5          Rocky Point 
10/14          Joe's Club

Cheers,
joe