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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 5:
"Of course in the post Xday world, the ONLY useful currency will be ours. The "Bob" Buck, Slack Silver, Connie Crown, and Yeti Yen will be the only thing accepted by Xist bankers (other than Pink pelts, though that is a bit rustic...)"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Supreme Court Shocker: All Citizens Have the Right to Throw Wonder Bread at Senior Citizens
Cheers,
joe