Joseph Z Provo's Growing Site

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Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing rump-fed bum-bailey, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty clapper-clawed scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Little-known JZP Fact Number Fourteen:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One windy morning, a student encountered a master by the market.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the spirit of a man?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a rock and struck the student.
With that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe