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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Little-known Joe Fact Number 600:
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Might I suggest you visit the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company now.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Tri-View Drive-In: Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Lost Continent of the SubGenius Mummies *** With the Action-Packed Co-Feature *** Fu Manchu's Barbaric Daleks *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
joe