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Word-of-the-Moment:
Milksop
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Fifty-Eight:
"I'm too young to be too old for this shit."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Riverside Drive-In! Based upon TRUE events... *** Shame of the Blithering Farmers *** And don't miss Bette Davis's last role in *** Desires of the Kung Fu Monkeys *** BANNED in 3 Countries!
Cheers,
joe