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Inaccuracy.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Steel Choad appearing for one time only with ... M.C. Nif-T A Call 555-1219 for tickets! | The Singing Navels headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... FlyProds |
Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
The M.C. Hoopy Heat Tribute Band
with
Vibrating Prune!
Happy Hamster Pants!
and Flock of Happy Hamsters!
| George Bush's Anal Beads shakin' the foundations with the masters of classical: Broken Tuxedo |
Cheers,
joe