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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... FEEL the Sheer *Unearthly* TERROR of *** Revenge of the Outlaw Cheerleaders *** With the Spine-Tingling Co-Feature *** Lost Island of the Sex Crazed Worms *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
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