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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 97:
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I recommend checking out the Ian Heavens Memorial, NOW!
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Doomsday Yaks Heading for Earth!
Cheers,
joe