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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Well-known Joe Fact Number Three-Thousand:
"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, an eager student was walking by the stream when she met a sage. The student humbly said, "What is the laugh of a child?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up a rock and hit the student three times. After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe