Joe "Catfish" Provo's Perpetually Warping World-Wide-Weirdness

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


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Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 10:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"Please don't jump into Conclusion Chasm without checking into Hotel Reality first."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Experience the *Gripping* terror of

  *** River of the Insane Leeches from Out of Time ***

   Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling

   *** Graveyard of the Ghastly Hillbillies ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Amazing Contest of Wills!

Cheers,
joe