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Little-known Crimson Fact Number 6:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for St. Tibb's Day - from Parker Fathers Edward Heath Sidekick for Bifurcatin' Yentl! From Ohio Art's Doom Family line. Some assembly required.
Cheers,
joe