Joe "Crimson" Provo's Perpetually Unfolding World-Wide-Weirdness

The locals scream and shout a bit
But we don't let that affect us
We're here to lend a helping hand
In case they don't elect us

-Billy Bragg


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Obligatory

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number One:
His initials are the FAA code for Pickens County Airport in Jasper (GA), which he has never visited.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Guitarist, looking to jam with.
Experienced in baroque, honky tonk,
and death metal.  I like music, especially
Surround Sound Super-Stars.
Call Mike at 555-1764.

United for the first time on stage, "Reginald in Ropes"
 with
Massive Bee
DefTones
 and Gaggle of Dogs

Fled Blimp
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of ragtime:
Group of Werewolves

Tuesday July 17th -- LIVE at Worcester Technical Institute
It's DJ Bitchin' Heat Ten
 .. with special guests Oshkosh Blues Works

Cheers,
joe