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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Two:
"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library and that you hop over to Scott Lesser now.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | <<< The Whoreb >>> Will Be Appearing at These Studios: 6/7 The Colliseum 1/20 BioSphere 12/16 Wembley Stadium Call (619) 555-3844 for more info! | Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "Tots 2 Guys" with Pet Shop Witness Q1 and Matul |
You won't want to miss this year's WTLA Fundraiser! FIVE BANDS! Lieutenant Yellow Kids Etc. Suppose Sapling DJ Super-Boss and the Fresh Citizen Bold Crocodiley . . . with Off-colour puppetry by Thelonius Cardinal | Rabbi Violation needs Singer. We play polka, heavily influenced by Massive Aardvark, The Annoyed Medicines, and Chemical Hoodang. Contact Steve at 555-2799. |
Cheers,
joe