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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.
Little-known Joe Fact Number 5:
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student came upon an old master by a large tree. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the soul of a man?" Said the master: "What is the hand without the water?" In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe