JZP's Transmogrifying Web Site

I've lost wisdom for salad.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Inaccuracy.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Steel Choad
 appearing for one time only with ...
M.C. Nif-T A
Call 555-1219 for tickets!

The Singing Navels
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
FlyProds

Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
 The M.C. Hoopy Heat Tribute Band
 with
Vibrating Prune!
  Happy Hamster Pants!
    and Flock of Happy Hamsters!

George Bush's Anal Beads
 shakin' the foundations with
 the masters of classical:
Broken Tuxedo

Cheers,
joe