Joe "Catfish" Provo's Shifty Web Louou

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gorbellied bat-fowling canker-blossom, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou quailing plume-plucked wagtail, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven-Hundred and One:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"Do what you love as work and then you'll hate it and no longer have a hobby."
- Joe Provo

I suggest checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
 AMC Gremlin, for Death Gang line 
   and new Cabalist Love Doctor! 
 
Henrietta Pussycat says "Just grab 'im in the biscuits!".

Cheers,
joe