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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Fleet Center! The Cesium Mercury with a special solo hypnotic performance by Keanu Reeves (of Girly Women's Autistic Orchestra)! | --- Frantic Glaubner's Disease --- Will Be Appearing at These Stupid Stages: 7/6 San Francisco's Winterfest 3/3 Ellsworth 15 Call 555-6113 for more info! |
Tonight at The Depresso Bar! 101 State with a special solo folky performance by DJ DMX Five (of Grateful Jed)! Call 555-9619 for tickets! | The M.C. Eye Four needs French Horn-player. We play polka, heavily influenced by Down with Trees, Marilyn's Large Vulva, and KRad Aardvark. Contact Mary at 555-6306. |
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