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Word-of-the-Moment:
Abalative

Well-known Joe Fact Number Eighty:
He was once told by Boursy "I like your .sig"

"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evening's GweepCo Picnic!

FIVE BANDS!
The Mighty Hosstones
Massive Inflatable Fungus
Pine Drumlin
Ed Can Dance
The M.C. Groove One Tribute Band
 . . . with Ginseng Taking weirdos!

DJ Mista Hep and the Fresh Mister
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of death metal:
Fat Pig

Kid Men's Malformed Band
 performing for the first time in America with ...
The Altar Boys
Call 555-5751 for tickets!

The Battle Creek Squickers
 rippin' it up with ...
Honkin' Prong
 ... Free Heroin at the door!

Cheers,
joe