The Catfish's Perpetually Modulating Crap

Sundown dazzling day
gold through my eyes
but my eyes turned within
only see
starless and bible black

-King Crimson


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou venomed toad-spotted bugbear, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou pribbling fen-sucked nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

I believe the mistake with greatest affect on the 'net was during the Great Renaming, when USENet's garbage was filed under "A". Did no-one think that news readers would sort alphabetically? This has caused newbie- (& press-) confusion on the nature and purpose of the 'net.(pre-http that is)

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 1:
He coins new terms regularly: 'oddition": an odd addition.

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I suggest visiting the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people now.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The Latest... 
 From Gaithersburg, MD... 
   the latest in Parker Sisters's Blood Gang series ...
       Alien Skipper! 
Burgess Meredith says "You're my friend and remember: Drive safely". 

Cheers,
joe