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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
"``I'm the exception'' is the cry of the clueless."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a disciple saw a master by the inn. Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of joy?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up a stick and hit the student. At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
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