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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 20:
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Claws of the Unimaginable Vixens *** And You'll Also See the Throat-Gripping *** Mambo of the Troglodyte Hyenas from the Dark Side of the Moon *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe