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What is FNORD? FNORD makes "Friends" funny!
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 8:
"Smoke gets irritated when I get in ITS eyes!"
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out New Ways Of Thinking or checking out netcowboy right away!
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro Pneumatic Drill for Happy Fun Ball! From Yoyodyne! In stores now! MicroTRON reminds you "Buy my Lost in Space Set Hammer!". Contains small parts.
Cheers,
joe