Joe "Crimson" Provo's Shifting Web Junk

The bed of nails cuts

-The Wolfgang Press


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou cockered clapper-clawed maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled folly-fallen canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is is a furious masturbation session.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Fourty:
He likes interoperability, open standards and systems. Proprietary, closed systems are full of holes that could be resolved by making them open.

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I suggest checking out Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere, NOW!

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
  =*=  Sorbatul =*=
Will Be Appearing at These Boss Studios:
9/9          Red Rocks 
2/21          The Sahara 
Call 555-3521 for more info!

You won't want to miss this year's GweepCo Picnic!

FIVE BANDS!
BetweenGaia
NVM
Robert Kennedy's Sex Noose
Copper Lady
Amber Chaoflux
 . . . with Freakshow on the Third stage

  -*-  Z.Z. Drop -*-
Will Be Appearing at These Bars:
10/4          Your Village's Bandstand 
3/15          Sir Morgan's Cove 
Call 555-2498 for more info!

Astro Subs extended set this Friday.
 Eight hours of AEJ and the Nif-T Boys

Cheers,
joe