jprovo's Often Mutating Crap

Absolutum obsoletum.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing full-gorged puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou quailing sheep-biting minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

STOP a-Torturing me! I am YUN GUY! Motor Detective!

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Three:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's version (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

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Might I suggest you visit Jack Jansen and you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Funky Wounded Grand Piano for Captain Pink Corvette! 
From Hasbro! 
In stores now! 
Wet Suit sold separately.  

Cheers,
joe