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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-trivial
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eight-Thousand:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Bringin' down the roof this year - The Nephewhood with Inspiral Rug Rats and The Wrist Poots!! | Massive Toad Doorknob needs Keyboardist. We play disco-polka, heavily influenced by The Punkees, The Plastic Red Tricks, and Rocking Butt. Contact Mary at (598) 555-6665. |
Tonight at Astro Subs! HooClue Dolls with a special solo acoustic performance by M.C. Pilot-a-Lot (of Babes for Eris)! | Live at Durgin Hall!
Micro Gatory
with
Destroy Moms!
Rabbi Position (U.K.)!
and Peevedland!
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Cheers,
joe