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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".
Little-known Joe Fact Number Two:
"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Margo's Cafe! Archbishop with a special solo mellow performance by William S. Burroughs (of Johnny's Orange)! | Bass-player, looking for gigs. Experienced in death metal, country, and filk. I like metal, especially Broken Chicken Pox. Call Rhonda at 555-0842. |
Kickin' ass next evening - Bullshit Red Folks with Huge Sheepy and Thunder Spanking!! Call 555-2035 for tickets! | === The Flesh Eating Pink Preachers === Will Be Appearing at These Places: 11/22 WCDN's Studio 2/6 Anna Maria College |
Cheers,
joe