Joe "Crimson" Provo's Random Web Crap

We're making the world safe for Capitalism

-Billy Bragg


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou goatish fool-born mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou tottering dizzy-eyed clapper-clawed whey-face, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 73:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Might I suggest you visit SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts and you visit Ben "Limey" Bennett.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from RCN, LLC!
 Groovy Mod Car for Alfred Hitchcock Brigade! 

Cheers,
joe