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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 2:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest you visit Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere or visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, NOW!
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The HTTP Explodes showing a rare moment of unity with the masters of art rock: Grinder Ankle Call 555-4829 for tickets! | =#= Front 411 =#= Will Play at These Stages: 5/27 Flood Control Dam #3 8/8 MIT 3/5 Your Village's Bandstand 7/24 The Iron Horse Pub Call (737) 555-8121 for more info! |
Headlining an all ages show this Wednesday - The Wavestation Family Granite with Rug Rats Inc. and Monk!! Call (584) 555-0119 for tickets! | Shakin' the foundations this year - Yellow Acne with Post-it Notes to Roger and DJ Hoopy's Orchestra!! |
Cheers,
joe