jprovo's Frequently Shifting World-Wide-Weirdness

There's got to be a pill for forgiveness
There's got to be a trigger for happiness

-Machines of Loving Grace

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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number One:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Just in time for Flag Day!

   Experience the *Scary* terror of

  *** Metallic Gladiators from Beyond the Grave ***

   With the Spine-Tingling Co-Feature

   *** Nightmare of the Slithering Butchers from the Wedge ***

   You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!

Cheers,
joe