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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Sixty-One:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Rockin' the house, "Posing Ghod" with Thunder Cadmium Primus and Cateye the Disgruntled Terminator | Earl Jam performing for the first time in America with ... Politicsheads |
For their big Reunion Show next Friday - The Artists Formerly Known as the Gorehounds with Red Can Breakdance and Credible Echidna!! Call 555-6424 for tickets! | For their big Reunion Show this Friday - The Niecehood with DOKOOKY and Batty Femmes!! |
Cheers,
joe