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"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to Paris Art Cinema! DON'T MISS this Scary Feature! *** Prison of the Rock-n-Roll Thing *** Together With the Equally Heart-Pounding *** Santa Claus Conquers the SubGenius G-Men *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in SplatterVision!!!
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