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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! Experience the *Scary* terror of *** Shriek of the Cybernetic Amazons *** And don't miss Judy Resnick's last role in *** Planet of the Headless Queen *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
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