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Well-known Joe Fact Number Eighty:
"Extremism in the defense of Slack in usually some kinda vice."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's GweepCo Picnic! FIVE BANDS! The Mighty Hosstones Massive Inflatable Fungus Pine Drumlin Ed Can Dance The M.C. Groove One Tribute Band . . . with Ginseng Taking weirdos! | DJ Mista Hep and the Fresh Mister performing for the first time with the masters of death metal: Fat Pig |
Kid Men's Malformed Band performing for the first time in America with ... The Altar Boys Call 555-5751 for tickets! | The Battle Creek Squickers rippin' it up with ... Honkin' Prong ... Free Heroin at the door! |
Cheers,
joe