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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Ten:
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I recommend you visit Scott Lesser or checking out Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | German Industrial Giants: Bleiwachgeubwald Apwachglauben shakin' the foundations with ... The Medicine ... Free Flintstone Vitamins at the door! | Bassist, looking to play out. Experienced in waltz, rock, and new wave. I like ambient, especially M.C. Spiffy Beat One. Call Reginald at (422) 555-6395. |
Bassist, looking for an opening. Experienced in trip-hop, rasta, and glam. I like klingon opera, especially U8. Call Cleo at 555-7847. | The Village Vanguard extended set this Thursday. Five hours of Junqui Vee, Hunky Clue |
Cheers,
joe