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-Elvis Costello


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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 700:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Fleet Center extended set this Friday.
 Two hours of The Spigot Choir
Call  (697) 555-5899 for tickets!

Cucamunga's Autumnfest extended set this Saturday.
 Five hours of Missionary Position

Surround Sound Allstars
 playing their last show with ...
The KKK

Sopping Giant
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of honky tonk:
Molest the Butcher

Cheers,
joe