Joe's Web Crap

I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish rough-hewn apple-john, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou rank dread-bolted mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "mashup". Blend, mix, remix, edit and collage are all perfectly good words. Use them.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Twelve:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

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I suggest checking out the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   An Action-Packed TRUE story!

  *** Sanctum of the Laser Cobras ***

   And You'll Also See the Action-Packed

   *** Solstice of the Karate Nazis from Andromeda ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe