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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"I AM your imaginary friend Derek, the real Derek and every Derek there ever was - Hell, I'm Bo Derek!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit my friend, the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One evening, a novice disciple was walking by the well when she encountered a sage. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to virtue?" The master murmered: "What is the cow without the silence?" At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe