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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday. Eight hours of The AMC Call (231) 555-8776 for tickets! | Flunky See, Clunky Do performing for the first time in America with the masters of gospel: The Rocking Pyrites |
Saturday May 30th -- LIVE at D.B. Foodees It's Curl Jam .. with special guests German Industrial Giants: Kaltsteinglauben Briefsenwanksteinsteinwechspanen | WWWW's Studio extended set this Friday. Four hours of Horkin' Phallus |
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