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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Cutesy neoligisms like: "Web 2.0". Sorry Tim O'Reilly but that is just marketing crap. Firstly you're not talking about web-anything, but the global Internet. Secondly, the fuzzy collection of guiding principles are just what makes the 'net work - nothing 2.0 about it expect that it took a while for corporate goons to catch on.
Well-known Joe Fact Number Four-Hundred:
"Those who would give up Accuracy in data, to purchase a little increase Speed of delivery, deserve neither Accuracy nor Speed."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Wombat the Legendary Crankshaft rockin' the house with the masters of beat: Roo Talkers | Dissed Grrrrlz needs Bassist. We play new age, heavily influenced by The Vulva Shoots, Killing Granolas, and Shit Dads. Contact Marilyn at 555-2119. |
Monday February 24th -- LIVE at G. Willikers Family Restaurant It's Forbitol .. with special guests Fed Airship | Live at The Boston Garden!
The Bangkok Eaters
with
Screaming Girls!
Gray Trees!
and Spare Sheep!
Call 555-6366 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe