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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Four-Hundred and Seven:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Valentine's Day!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Last Dance of the Souless Ogres ***

   And DeForest Kelley Returns as "Doctor Phibes" in

   *** Eyes of the Egregious Grandmothers from Andromeda ***

   BOTH Features Are Filmed in TECHNOIR!!!

Cheers,
joe