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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Kickin' ass this weekend - The Yo Yo Ma Revue with Dean Pisser and Roacheye the Rather Put Out Elephant!! | Large Red Choad needs Sound Person. We play ska, heavily influenced by ThrooverPhonic, Chris in Handcuffs, and Mighty HossTones. Contact Beelzebub at 555-9993. |
Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel extended set this Friday. Six hours of Purple Grrrrl | Live at Mama Kin!
Glaubner's Disease
with
Lemurface!
Truck Thumb!
and Tzeueinzeit Laistuere!
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Cheers,
joe