Joe "Catfish" Provo's Durn Pages

Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

-Juvenal


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou impertinent crook-pated bladder, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent boil-brained haggard, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology? [RFC 1876 Now!]

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Six:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Secrets Revealed! Here's How to Make Your Best Friend Rich!

Cheers,
joe