Joseph Z Provo's Warping Web Louou

I used to be disgusted
Now I try to be amused

-Elvis Costello

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped bat-fowling hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou clouted weather-bitten clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Six:
He played Stephen in MW Rep's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo

I recommend that you hop over to Current Weather Conditions in the CSL, NOW!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Rapture of the Wild Mutants from the Shamut Machine ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Spine-Tingling

   *** Spoils of the Magic Hypnotists from the Wedge ***

   Definitely NOT for children under 10!!

Cheers,
joe