"Catfish" Joe's World-Wide-Weirdness

I Want The Battleship, Ethyl!


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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou loggerheaded fat-kidneyed mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou lumpish base-court mammet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is that intricate domino setup collapsing.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
He briefly played guitar. Very Briefly.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting GweepCo now.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Adventure Movie Fans!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Slaves of the Robot Vampires ***

   And You'll Also See the Spine-Tingling

   *** Coven of the Psychedelic Women with Really Huge Breasts from Jim Dandy ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Heart-Pounding conclusion!

Cheers,
joe