Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Junk

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puking pottle-deep puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou common-kissing mumble-news, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 81:
In general, he sees the world as full of potential friends. This does NOT apply to job tasks related to performing security analysis.

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I suggest visiting real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

New from Marx!
 Table Saw and Underwater Butthead!
From Coleco's Big Red Corps line. 
Bathing Suit sold separately.  

Cheers,
joe