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Word-of-the-Moment:
Scone
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Seventy:
"No matter what your position, if you're working for someone else you are kneeling SLAVE swallowing your integrity. HOW'S THAT PELLET TASTE, MAN-GERBIL?"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, an eager student came upon a learned master by a large tree. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the spirit of a boy?" Upon hearing this, the master bounced an acorn off the student's nose. With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe