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Might I suggest checking out Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again and checking out Ian Heavens Memorial... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Iron Horse Pub extended set this Friday. Nine hours of The Pilot Band | Kila Cubania kickin' it one time old school with ... Vatal ... Free Crystal from the Makers of Pepsi at the door! Call 555-9945 for tickets! |
The Rose Bowl extended set this Thursday. Five hours of Orbatal Call (037) 555-6799 for tickets! | Enormous extended set this Friday. Ten hours of Duchess Thelma Donutz |
Cheers,
joe