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| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at The Bean Counter!
The Artist Formerly Known as Marv Albert
with
Cameron's Rays!
Lord Margo Elvis!
and Fatigue!
| Bringin' down the roof this Fall - Mary's Pomegranate with The LSD and Doggy Grrrrlz!! |
Shakin' the foundations this weekend - Lamp Board with Gnobert in Shackles and CBS!! | Present Sound of Lemuria needs Vocalist. We play jazz, heavily influenced by Man in Black Pisser, Present Audio of New Orleans, and The Rocking Lodestones. Contact Darryl at 555-3193. |
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