The Catfish's Mutating Page

She said "Nothing is true
Everything is permitted"

-Jim Carroll Band


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Fifty-Seven:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a student encountered a master by the market.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of wisdom?"
Said the master: "When the quiet is shrouded by the compassion, then there shall be enlightenment."
Then, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe