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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 4:
"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Horror Movie Fans! FEEL the Sheer *Action-Packed* TERROR of *** Holocaust of the Ferocious Warlocks *** And Gallagher Returns as "Trumpy" in *** Armageddon of the Lesbian Bats *** Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to Everyone in the first fourteen rows!
Cheers,
joe