"Catfish" Joe's Growing Crap

You live your life like love's on ration - where's the passion?

-Fad Gadget


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-matrivending

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting the online game Urban Dead, the Straight Dope, or Current Weather Conditions in the CSL.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One afternoon, a disciple encountered a wise master by the woods.
Said the student to the master: "How do I learn fulfillment?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up his hand and hit the student three times.
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe