Joe's Web Crap

The IRS beat "Bob"!

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mammering beetle-headed gudgeon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou infectious clouted whey-face, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number One-Hundred:
He was on the Editorial board of Pathways for many years, even after leaving WPI.

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I suggest you visit Bozo Texino and you visit the web-based online game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a novice seeker was walking by the river when he came upon a master.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to goodness?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a book and struck the student.
With that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe