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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks that require AM or PM when given 12:00.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Nineteen:
He has worked as a part of Spunk Press since 1992. Documenting and archiving both historic and current real anarchism.

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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Headlinin' in an all-star gig this weekend - 
Sital 
with Craig Znamierowski and M.C. Escher 
and Horse Madonna!!

Sped Balloon
 shakin' the foundations with ...
The Locusty Clarinets
 ... Free Ritalin at the door!

You won't want to miss this Autumn's GweepCo Talent Show!

FIVE BANDS!
Katrina's Ocarina BlowEchidnae
Marimba Grudge Match
Rap Could Screw Itself
Viva Albania
SpaceWeasel
 . . . with Freakshow on the Fourth stage

Bold Choad needs Tubular Bell-player.
We play techno, heavily influenced by
Cronenberg's Intersections,
Z.Z. Bop,
and Hissing Lizards.  Contact Donato at 555-9655.

Cheers,
joe