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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Sixty:
"While a laptop can be used as a hammer, one shouldn't be confused when it afterwards behaves erratically."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, a student came upon a learned master by the well. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the soul of a king?" The master answered: "What is the silence without the moon?" After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe