Joe Provo's Web Site

Get a life, not a lifestyle.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of "EU" to mean anything other than the European Union. Especially bad for ISPs who use it to mean "end user".

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Two-Hundred:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Sax Burro needs Sound Person.
We play rap, heavily influenced by
The LSD,
Robert Kennedy's Foot-long Double Dong,
and Junkie Hee, Plunky Noo.  Contact Joe at 555-5914.

Tonight at The Boston Garden!
 Youth GmbH
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Joe Provo (of Boys 2 Grandmothers)!

M.C. Eye's Orchestra
 ripping the roof off with
 the masters of soul:
The Blasted Muzak

The Greendale Mall extended set this Friday.
 Five hours of DJ Boss Turntable Three and the Phat Lady

Cheers,
joe