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Inaccuracy.
Well-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 80:
"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Banyan Hill takin' the stage with the masters of punk: Joe and Alice Call 555-0632 for tickets! | You won't want to miss this Fall's WPI Indiefest! FIVE BANDS! Missionary Riding Elbow Harmonica Anteater Infestation Blueland Chemical Aunts . . . with a chance to see Iggy Pop swallow Five Aardvarks live! |
The Corporation Emporium shakin' the foundations with the masters of waltz: Blind Lawyers | You won't want to miss next Summer's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Shit Ghods The Broun Curtizes Dead Eating TrailMix UDMA8 Fan Clubs of Sweden . . . with Marilyn doing a Magic Act with Bill Brasky |
Cheers,
joe