Beware the HEADLESS COW!

There have been reports of a terrifying new creature menacing innocent gweepers.

"There are people hiding everywhere! "

"I have not seen anything this creepy since the Perot Campaign. "

"That's all from here. I'm Susan Spoo, KDKY News."

Reload this page (or cower and hide for fifteen minutes) to feel the terror again.

Be sure to check out the NEW Headless Cow Comix!

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo