Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

HAVE A LOGO-EMBLAZONED SCARF!!

THE PATCH SHOULD BE OUT TODAY!! MY MANAGER'S GONNA KILL ME, BUT I'M GONNA HELP YOU GUYS OUT!

I'M THE SALES MANAGER. I DON'T NEED TO CHECK WITH MY BOSS. WE CAN LEVERAGE YOUR MINDSHARE!

MEET ME AT THE STRIP CLUB AT 3:00. THEN WE CAN GO OUT TO MATTHEW'S AFTERWARDS. I NEED TO STOP OFF AT THE BANK TO GET A ROLL OF 1'S. MY MANAGER'S GONNA KILL ME, BUT I'M GONNA HELP YOU GUYS OUT!

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo